Charlie Sheen Wants Warner Bros. To Be Called Charlie Bros.

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By Nads | Monday, February 28, 2011 | 11:45 am | 10 Comments
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Charlie Sheen is suing Warner Bros. and Chuck Lorre for $320 million for “mental anguish.” Oh, and if the show returns, he’s demanding a raise. This dude is out of his mind. The best part about this story is that Charlie has been banned from the Warner Bros. lot. Security was told if he tries to drive on, he’s not allowed to even get on the lot to make a U-turn, instead he has to back-up off the lot. Ha.

In response to Charlie’s ban, he said, “Wow that’s kind of strange, given Peter Roth (WB president) always said it was my show that kept the lights on…Doesn’t matter too much, because after Wednesday they’ll have to rename Warner Bros. as Charlie Bros…I will fire those clowns and bring in my own team.”

So, this is what a person addicting to “winning” sounds like..

He told The Today Show that CBS owes him an apology, “publicly, while licking my feet.”

Here’s part of his Today Show interview:

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I can’t wait to see his GMA and 20/20 interview tomorrow. He apparently took a drug test for them, and passed–pretty impressive. But, can they test for winning???

Here’s a sneak peek:

But first, check out his TMZ live stream:

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Part 2:

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The dude is out of his mind. I think this is a first in TV history as far as I know. Hope he has fun with his “goddesses.”

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10 Comments

  1. 1
    thiajok
    Posted February 28, 2011 at 12:05 pm

    I’ll pass on watching the vids–after reading that Charlie has tiger blood and Adonis DNA, I think I might have a projectile vomiting episode if I actually watch him or hear him.

    If the dude really did pass a drug test, which I’m in doubt of considering that it was administered by a network for an interview, then maybe he’s bipolar and the drug use was masking that. I don’t know. I’m both repelled and impelled by these stories.

  2. 2
    mere2142
    Posted February 28, 2011 at 12:09 pm

    You can’t process him with a normal brain.

    What does that even mean? He has really lost it…

  3. 3
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted February 28, 2011 at 12:19 pm

    I have a friend who’s bipolar and she is so together normally, well educated, great job..but then when she has manic episodes she would go kinda off the walls. Not violently, but really kooky and speaks in different voices or wanders around..but after a short hospital stay or her family keeping her indoors and their eye on her, she’ll eventually come around (with the right meds) and things return to normal without any impact on her career or reputation. Someone needs to keep Charlie indoors and away from cameras for a few weeks.

    I heard his publicist just quit. So, so much for that.

  4. 4
    Nads
    Posted February 28, 2011 at 12:41 pm

    Yeah, just read that too. I feel sorry for Charlie’s kids….

  5. 5
    thiajok
    Posted February 28, 2011 at 2:17 pm

    I’m especially sorry for his kids, yes–some of the things he’s said today–that he hopes they hear about his lifestyle because it will provide an education for them or that he blames CBS for his family not being taken care of.

  6. 6
    thiajok
    Posted February 28, 2011 at 2:19 pm

    Oh, and he told his father to stop judging him–that’s got to be hard for a parent to hear when he sees his kid imploding like that.

  7. 7
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted February 28, 2011 at 3:01 pm

    John Stamos says he will not be replacing Sheen on the show. He tweeted, “contrary to the rumors, i am not replacing charlie sheen on two and half men. however, martin sheen has asked me to be his son.”

    hehe..

  8. 8
    Libithina
    Posted February 28, 2011 at 5:21 pm

    Lol. Best title ever, I thought I was reading the Onion for a second. Thank you Charlie Sheen for giving me belly laughs each and every day.

  9. 9
    roger
    Posted February 28, 2011 at 7:42 pm

    if i were charlie sheen, i’d be 10X more awesome. sounds like the dude is nuts.

  10. 10
    thiajok
    Posted March 1, 2011 at 10:00 am

    @Sarcas: I thought that joke from Stamos was particularly good, too.

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