Charlie Sheen Went To Work And No One Was There

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By Nads | Monday, February 14, 2011 | 2:43 pm | 6 Comments
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Charlie Sheen showed up to work, and allegedly no one was there. He was on the Dan Patrick Show talking about the incident, and sounded like a complete mess. He’s totally cracked out, his voice is horse, and he’s talking pretty damn fast–is he coming off a bender, is he high? Or is he sick? He claims (jokes) he lost his voice from going back to work and banging on the work doors (obviously he’s f*cking with us).

Later in the interview, he makes jokes about being able to smoke crack socially, but it blew up in his face. If you have the time, please listen to the interview–it’s an interesting one. Listen to the interview here. Did you listen?? I love that he only donated $10,000 to the UCLA Baseball team, and feels like he can show up to their practices whenever he wants, almost like they’re his whores. He could have at least matched his donation to what he gives his whores…last one gone $30,000, and spread the rumor about his gold teeth…come on, Charlie.

Two and a Half Men has already slashed four episodes, and they’re not going to start shooting until February 28th. Man, Charlie has really screwed up, big time. CBS just needs to fire his ass.

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6 Comments

  1. 1
    mulecitybabe
    Posted February 14, 2011 at 5:06 pm

    It’s hard to be snarky when a man is self-destructing. I hope he pulls his shit together before he winds up like a coke-head friend of mine – sitting a wheelchair drooling from too much coke one fine night. Charlie’s heart is going to explode if he keeps it up.

  2. 2
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted February 14, 2011 at 10:05 pm

    Charlie’s smoking crack now. Being a child of the 80′s, (in NYC, no less), I’ve seen my fair share of crackheads. Funny thing is, I’ve never heard of anyone ODing from crack. Anyone know why that is? Does the properties of the drug change once it’s been cooked into rock form?
    Another thing I’ve never seen…a crackhead stop using crack.
    Good luck with Charlie..it’s gonna take a whole lot of courage to put down the pipe.

    Finished a good memoir a few weeks ago called, “I’m Not Myself These Days” about a drag queen performer who fell in love with a wealthy male escort who ended up with a crack addiction from his “party” clients. It’s really good/sad..entertaining yet introspective.

  3. 3
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted February 14, 2011 at 11:21 pm

    “Charlie’s advice to those who want to smoke crack:
    ” Avoid crack, unless you can manage it socially.”

    Same thing my SPEDCA teacher told us in 4th grade. (I tried to google SPEDCA to provide a link and it doesn’t exist! It was a city initiative to stop drug use by having police officers come to classrooms and warn kids on the dangers of doing drugs. What do today’s children have? Adderall? Do you see what America has turned into? Am I the only one who remember SPEDCA and the commercial with the fried egg?)

    Charlie..how can I blame you? Without Officer Lundy, how could you learn about the negative effects of the crack pipe? Feel my hug and the next time the hot glass burns your lips, just know that we’re rooting for you. Oh, and your $30,000 porn star just said on TMZ that she’s aborting your baby. Every cloud has a silver lining!

  4. 4
    Clair Clair
    Posted February 15, 2011 at 12:31 pm

    I forgot Charlie was “Wild Thing”. Seems like two totally different people now.

  5. 5
    marijai
    Posted February 15, 2011 at 3:47 pm

    The porn star said the baby she was aborting was NOT Charlie’s.

  6. 6
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted February 15, 2011 at 4:19 pm

    Well, she said she didn’t think it was his because they used a condom. Then she added that they were so messed up on drugs that “maybe they didn’t do it right.” I mean, she felt concerned enough to tell him about it. (then send the text to TMZ) she’s just trying to stay relevant..who knows if she’s really even pregnant.

    Oh, and the program I mentioned earlier is SPECDA. School Program to Educate and Control Drug Abuse..or as Flipit called it, “RUN, GIRL, RUN!!” lol

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