Charm School Reunion Drama!

Watercooler

By Flipit | Monday, December 15, 2008 | 5:13 pm | 6 Comments
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by Chickbomb

I’m just a chock full of news today! That’s what happens when you’re held captive by your job with nothing better to do…but I just heard that major drama went down at the Charm School Reunion taping the other night.

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Basically, don’t f with Sharon Osbourne.

Namely, a smackdown, and I mean a literal smackdown between Butterface Whore Megan (Who have you heard, is getting her own show? Some nonsense about who wants to be Butterface’s sugar daddy. Can you believe it? Can you believe it without vomiting? Are there really people out there who want to watch this?) and none other than Sharon Osborne! Butterface called Ozzy a vegetable (gasp!), and Sharon grabbed that ho by the hair and beat her down! Sharon Osborne is a superhero. I haven’t been keeping up much with the show, although now that my girl IS is on the case I can keep up with the recaps, but Butterface getting a beatdown by Sharon is a thrill beyond words! Wow, the Housewives are coming back, Butterface got grabbed by the hair…I have never had a bad day turn so good so fast. Can’t wait to watch!

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6 Comments

  1. 1
    italprincess3983
    Posted December 15, 2008 at 6:04 pm

    Well it goes to show you that Sharon Osbourne is just as classless as the girls she was teaching in charm school. So much for setting an example when you grab a students head and wont let go. I am wicked disappointed in sharon. I thought she was better then to resort to that. Meghan i do love. She is good television and a good villain. She knows how to push people’s buttons and she did just that. I will definitely watch her show.

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    Memememe
    Posted December 16, 2008 at 9:35 am

    LA news last night showed a picture of Meghan’s scalp. A long swath of hair was completely ripped right off of her head.

    Despite her being a famewhore and an idiot, no one deserves that. I hope she sues Sharon. The court proceedings would be fun.

  3. 3
    purplex15
    Posted December 16, 2008 at 11:30 am

    the picture actually looks like extensions were ripped out, really cheap extensions that probably didnt even hurt when they came out (im not even mentioning her disgusting hair). if it was real hair that had come out, her scalp would have looked a lot worse than it did.

    if she does sue, it wont be good for megan to be releasing so many statements and pictures to the press.

    Megan had it coming. good for sharon.

  4. 4
    itchy
    Posted December 16, 2008 at 12:40 pm

    Oh I dunno…everytime Megan opens her mouth I just find myself more surprised than ever– it’s hard to believe that that insipidly bland blonde face can simultaneously harbor such an uncanny gift for calculation and manipulation, with such a wickedly meanspirited wit, while delighting in her own prideful indolence.

    So I’ll definitely be watching her show!

    Of course, I’ll watch pretty much anything, anything to make the time on the elliptical bike go by….huff…puff…

  5. 5
    andreak1013
    Posted December 16, 2008 at 9:19 pm

    I don’t think Megan’s as stupid as she appears. If you trust Wikipedia to relay the truth on all hard-hitting news (and I do), she got an accounting degree from the University of Chicago. That’s why I kind of sort of like her. She IS a good villain.

    Plus, how can anyone but the person who it happened to assume that whatever hair she got pulled out didn’t hurt? I understand how Sharon would be offended by her comment, but I think they both landed some pretty low blows here. As much as I like Sharon on Charm School, I can’t help but think to myself every episode that it’s very possible that she’s being at least somewhat of a hypocrite with her “commandments,” because I’m pretty sure it’s been no secret to the public that she’s quite the diva and has acted much like the ROL girls in situations of her own.

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    janwan
    Posted December 20, 2008 at 1:12 pm

    I think Sharon Osborne is the best. Megan deserves what ever she got. She a very mean person. I want to know what happened to the nice Megan from Beauty and the Geek. I guess all the money she won from that show changed her.

    Sharon you are the best!

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