Child Rearing: Kardashian Style

Life and Style sends us some of the best emails. With the recession, two wars, and general shitty mood this country finds itself in, it’s always nice to know that Justin Timberlake ordered a Frappucino on the West side or Jessica Simpson got a pimple on the side of her nose from touching it too much. Don’t even try to tell me it’s not easier to swallow the current state of humanity when you can curl up at night in the blanket of knowledge that there will be more Kardashians born unto the world, so that your children will have as much fun rolling their eyes and making fun of their sex tapes as you did.

L&S caught up with the family at the opening of a Cupcake Store (LOL. No Wal-Mart ribbon cutting ceremony invites?) and asked how they’re dealing with the looming birth of their new family member. Kim: “You see what my sister is going through and it’s so much fun. Kourtney’s picking out cribs and high chairs. I’m getting her little clothes and shoes. It’s all so cute.” Mmmhmm. We’ll see how cute you think it is when you’re covered in slobber, poop, and baby spew in a few months. We look forward to the email Life and Style sends us about that.

Point is, with the state of the world as it is, it’s easy to wallow in self pity and feelings that life is pointless. I just wanted to remind you guys that there are people with more pointless lives than yours. You’re welcome. Eat a cupcake and wear a condom. xo