Chris Hansen Caught Cheating Again!

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By Nads | Thursday, August 4, 2011 | 12:48 pm | 9 Comments
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To Catch A Predator host, Chris Hansen has been caught cheating again! This time he was caught knocking boots with a Las Vegas stripper named Kathleen Collins (pretty sure that’s not her stage name). The kicker to the story is when Kathleen found out about Chris’ other fling, she was pissed. She thought she was the only clear-heeled lady in his life. I don’t know why I think this story is so funny…I feel bad for his wife. Who knew this wholesome justice keeper was such a playboy! I can’t wait to see who else comes forward with a broken heart. So far we have a news reporter, a stripper…who’s next? A blogger named Nads? LOL.

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

9 Comments

  1. 1
    truthsquad
    Posted August 4, 2011 at 1:09 pm

    As a wise woman named Rizzo once said “he looks a little too pure to be pink”…

  2. 2
    2Hyper
    Posted August 4, 2011 at 3:41 pm

    Tiger Woods 2.0

  3. 3
    Khakie
    Posted August 4, 2011 at 4:11 pm

    But he’s so handsome…

  4. 4
    considerthis
    Posted August 4, 2011 at 5:42 pm

    Ice Tea anybody?

  5. 5
    June Summer
    Posted August 5, 2011 at 1:50 am

    I keep saying that testosterone kills brain cells and this is further proof.

  6. 6
    melange
    Posted August 5, 2011 at 2:48 am

    Men’s brains ARE damaged by testosterone – in utero. We all start out as a female-ish “prototype” but around the 18th week, male fetuses start creating massive amounts of testosterone and their brains are flooded with the stuff. Connections between the right and left hemispheres are destoyed, the centers responsible for sex drive and violence become enlarged… It makes me wonder, if we were put on this earth by intelligent design, wtf was he/she doing, if not deliberately creating a monster in man?

  7. 7
    June Summer
    Posted August 5, 2011 at 5:40 am

    @melange
    Yep. I love telling dumb men that they used to be female. Most boys don’t get stupid until they are 13. Their hormones kick in and they
    seem to get “stupider” by the day.

  8. 8
    2muchbravo
    Posted August 5, 2011 at 8:50 am

    But, I thought those Hanson brothers were so clean cut and good.

  9. 9
    NotWithoutMyTV
    Posted August 5, 2011 at 8:59 am

    I saw the headline “Chris Hansen” and I always think I’m seeing the name Chris Harrison, hostdouche of the Bachelorette. Who, rumor has it, also has trouble keeping his trouser trout in his home stream, if you know what I mean.

    Testosterone destroyed the left/right connections in my brain hemispheres? Well, NO WONDER I failed Trigonometry. Fuck! I should have gotten a doctor’s note, or something.

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