Chris Harrison Was Shocked That Emily And Brad Broke Up

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By Nads | Monday, July 11, 2011 | 5:14 pm | 7 Comments
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Bachelor and Bachelorette host, Chris Harrison was shocked that Emily and Brad ended their relationship. Chris told People, “I believed Brad and Emily would work. I knew the interview was going to be very difficult for her and for me. She thought she’d be planning a wedding or even be married to Brad. She told me in the interview, ‘I never thought I would be this girl coming on this show saying why we broke up and why it couldn’t work.’”

If it’s so difficult for her to come forward, then why the hell are there rumors circulating that she’s going to be the Bachelorette? This is all dumb publicity for the show. Of course she’s heartbroken, that’s the story that’s paying the most money. She needs to public to feel sorry for her, so she can come out on top. So with that said, Pooooor Emily.

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

7 Comments

  1. 1
    Nikki Hughes
    Posted July 11, 2011 at 6:34 pm

    Why does Chris stutter his sentences? hahahaha ;)

  2. 2
    truthsquad
    Posted July 12, 2011 at 6:32 am

    Because even he is finally embarrassed to be affiliated with such a brazenly fake and ridiculous train wreck of a show!

  3. 3
    Melanie Magruder
    Posted July 12, 2011 at 7:05 am

    Meh, I’m really not feeling Emily as the next bachelorette.

  4. 4
    Nads
    Posted July 12, 2011 at 8:41 pm

    @Nikki – hahahahhaha. So funny. I fixed it! Thanks for catching that! :)

  5. 5
    itchy
    Posted July 13, 2011 at 12:20 am

    Chris Harrison is the King of All Douchehosts!

  6. 6
    NotWithoutMyTV
    Posted July 13, 2011 at 5:36 am

    Yeah, I’m pretty sure that when his kids ask “Daddy, what’s your job?”, he says “Uh…. I sell aluminum siding, so everybody’s house looks nice.”

    Once the head of Chris Harrison joins my collection, I will store Peruvian barbecue takeout menus in it. I’ll leave the head by my phone, peruse the menus one by one, and then I’ll tell the head of Chris Harrison, “Gentleman, this is the LAST menu.”

  7. 7
    Nikki Hughes
    Posted July 13, 2011 at 12:50 pm

    hahaha ~ For a second I thought I was going blind. :P

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