Christina Aguilera: Busted For Being Wasted

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By Nads | Tuesday, March 1, 2011 | 11:20 am | 2 Comments
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Our favorite National Anthem flubber, Christina Aguilera, was taken into custody early this morning at 2:45 for public intoxication. Here’s how it went down: Her boyfriend, Matt, was driving the car, they got pulled over, the cops took them into custody, and let them go when they were sober. He got a DUI, and Christina just got a misdemeanor, and has to pay a small fine of $250.00. End of story. The Sheriff’s spokesman said, “There will no court date, and there will be no prosecution (for Christina).”

So there you have it, she got out clean. Unlike Lindsay, Christina is smart–she doesn’t drive drunk. Either way, she’s a mess.

Now I really want her to be one of the new coaches on The Voice. She could be our new Paula.

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

2 Comments

  1. 1
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted March 1, 2011 at 9:32 pm

    Christina is getting seriously out of control. Every news story that comes out is about her being drunk, or falling down on stage (cuz she’s drunk), or messing up the National Anthem (cuz she’s drunk).

  2. 2
    truthsquad
    Posted March 2, 2011 at 8:16 am

    Well…if your music doesn’t sell anymore, and your movie career stalls before it takes off…time for a few out of control episodes, followed by a well publicized stint in rehab, and then career resurgence! Sad though….she has too much talent to go this route…

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