Clay Aiken And A Turkey Baster

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By Nads | | 5:45 pm | 6 Comments
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Clay Aiken artificially inseminated his best friend and record producer, Jaymes Foster. Jaymes is 50-years-old, divorced and has no kids, so Super Aiken came to the rescue. TMZ has reported that he’s going to have an active role in parenting the child. So, I guess in Clay’s eyes’ Jaymes is M.I.L.T(urkey).B(aste). Sorry, bad joke.

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

6 Comments

  1. 1
    Donna Martin Graduates!
    Posted May 29, 2008 at 9:50 pm

    lookin’ pretty good for fifty (ahem – photoshop…)

  2. 2
    georgiababe
    Posted May 29, 2008 at 11:30 pm

    This is the most absurd thing I have ever read.

  3. 3
    Nads
    Posted May 29, 2008 at 11:43 pm

    Ahhh, yeah, I’ll second that motion georgiababe.

  4. 4
    xanadu
    Posted May 30, 2008 at 12:02 am

    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww…

  5. 5
    foxbasealpha
    Posted May 30, 2008 at 11:46 am

    Does his boyfriend know?

  6. 6
    flipit
    Posted May 30, 2008 at 11:26 pm

    i hope he doesn’t webcam with the kid while he’s on tour. that would just be wrong.

    flip

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