Commentgasm Results & New Nominations

19 Comments

1. 1
   itchy
   Posted March 18, 2013 at 4:42 pm

   I’ll take the assist!

2. 2
   Pippin
   Posted March 18, 2013 at 6:09 pm

   I’m still pretty new to TvGasm so I’m pretty chuffed! Thanks guys. I thank my British upbringing for my sarcasm, and Flamin’ Hot Cheetos for being such an inspiration.

   My captcha is haters gonna hate. Pahh.

3. 3
   itchy
   Posted March 19, 2013 at 8:18 am

   Is this where we put the nominations? I’m so confused. Anyway, here’s mine:

   “Also, how shitty would you feel if you were nameless dude’s son?! He was screaming a Tyrese to just kill him already. Thanks, dad. Love you too.”

   by plockness monster
   Walking Dead #11

4. 4
   Classy Drunk
   Posted March 19, 2013 at 8:43 am

   “Under no circumstances could I pick the partying, twitter-whoring, wannabe rapper’s jump-off/potential baby mama, failed video vixen. If the world had come to an end and Vee was the last person left to watch my baby, I would just hide it under a pile of leaves and twigs and try to come back ASAP.”

   By Chaos Butterfly
   Teen Mom: My boobies, My choice

5. 5
   snowshoecat
   Posted March 19, 2013 at 11:52 am

   Thanks @itchy and @ClasSay.

   I’ve turned in my nomination requests for this week and will include your nominations when it comes up.

   I will post my request once a week after Nads has worked her magic.

   Thanks for being so enthusiastic that you did some gun-jumping.

6. 6
   labowner
   Posted March 19, 2013 at 12:30 pm

   Nads for some reason you are reminding me of Spy vs Spy.

7. 7
   S-Natch
   Posted March 19, 2013 at 1:54 pm

   From chaosbutterfly (RuPaul’s Drag Race): “Nobody ever needs to take the shirt off Coco’s back…she’ll fill it with smallpox and when you ask her how it got there, she’s gonna act like she doesn’t even know what smallpox is.”

8. 8
   snowshoecat
   Posted March 19, 2013 at 1:56 pm

   Ooops.

   Looks like nominations will be here.

   My bad.

9. 9
   Nads
   Posted March 19, 2013 at 5:16 pm

   @labowner – ha! i guess i do! lolllllll. thank you for the compliment! i love Spy vs. Spy! maybe i should change my handle!

10. 10
    juddfan
    Posted March 19, 2013 at 5:17 pm

    Nads, asparagus tt only smells that way to people who have the gene . . . fascinating!

    I’d like to nominate Aunt Dorsey again, she is on Fire!

    episode: Survivor Recap: One Flew Over, Under, Through, Around and Into the Cuckoo’s Nest

    Comment 35

    They had ShaMOOoooo on so Scabby could give him a heaping pile of shit about his ‘life-threatening’ injury–a splinter in his finger. He almost died you know. To make my day complete, I followed that by a chaser of that insufferable sphincter muscle Benjamin ‘Coach’ Wade who pontificated about his stint on the island with Hantzy Pantz. He is truly god’s gift to mankind. I bow before that delusional blob of Brill Cream. He thinks Pink Manties is in it to win it.

11. 11
    Nads
    Posted March 19, 2013 at 5:19 pm

    juddfan! So funny! my brother just told me the same thing after i posted this! amazing. so not everyone’s pee smells? i consider myself, lucky????

12. 12
    juddfan
    Posted March 19, 2013 at 5:22 pm

    well, erm, it’s one way you can track your metabolism . . . . eeewww!!!

13. 13
    snowshoecat
    Posted March 20, 2013 at 7:15 am

    @Juddfan, nominate AD as many times as you want.

    The endofyearcommentGasmbest (or some such thang) will need chapters on Auntie and Itchy alone.

    Glad to see the nominations coming in.

    I jumped the gun a bit. I post on Thursdays to close nominations, recap them, and post to FB.

    I have no idea how to post to FaceBook.

    Flipit and Nads have been patient with the Rookie.

14. 14
    snowshoecat
    Posted March 20, 2013 at 7:20 am

    BTW @Nads, my first reaction upon seeing your picture was that it was Yoko OhNo when she was young and thought she was relevant.

15. 15
    Derek Hazelton
    Posted March 20, 2013 at 8:55 am

    Well, I thought this one was funny as hell!

    Splash Mini-Cap, #8, Mister_Dangerous:

    BTW: In the second photo of Geg Louganis it looks like he tied a rubber band around his body (somewhere above his heart) because his head isn’t getting any blood and he looks purple.

16. 16
    lindaw205
    Posted March 20, 2013 at 8:27 pm

    It would take me forever to make the final choices but you can’t go wrong with itchy, Aunt Dorsey, chaosbutterfly, and crankyguy. Here lately, though, Aunt Dorsey is cracking me up.

17. 17
    sagittariuskim
    Posted March 20, 2013 at 9:06 pm

    Watercooler: Kandi Burruss Sues Kim Z Over Tardy for The Party

    JasonR #1
    “Suing for credit for “Tardy for the Party” is like suing to establish paternity over some serial killer.”

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    Classy Drunk
    Posted March 21, 2013 at 6:11 am

    Watercooler: Britney loves her fried chicken ya’ll

    Detinha

    “@Robin, you took the chicken out?! Where did you guys go? A Steak House?!”

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    sheesh
    Posted March 22, 2013 at 12:38 pm

    Amanad Bynes wants Drake to murder her vagina

    @Chicken Lips

    “I don’t get it. Why would she advertise for a hit man on Twitter? Only stupid hit men advertise themselves as hit men. You have to be more subtle when looking for a murderer. Guess her vagina lives to see another day.”