Confirmed: Kim Kardashian Filing For Divorce

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By Nads | Monday, October 31, 2011 | 9:42 am | 36 Comments
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It’s true! After 72 days of marriage, Kim Kardashian is filing for divorce! She’s hired high power divorce attorney Laura Wasser, who’s repped Britney Spears, Maria Shriver, Angelina Jolie, Ryan Reynolds, and Robyn Gibson, Mel’s ex-to be.

Kim is citing “irreconcilable differences.”

TMZ is reporting that one of the many differences they had was Kim not waning to move to Minnesota, where Kris wants to settle down.

Ryan Seacrest confirmed the divorce by tweeting it:

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I love that he’s her spokesperson…I wonder when he’ll tweet the announcement of another Kim spinoff???

That’s $10 million down the drain, but I guess the amount of PR was worth it for her. I wonder if they’ll be returning gifts?

Here was their first Tonight Show appearance together, ahhh memories…

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36 Comments

  1. 1
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted October 31, 2011 at 9:47 am

    What the hell is wrong with Kris? You needed to ride that gravy train especially since the NBA lockout doesn’t seem to be ending soon.

    Beg and Grovel is all I can Kris. Beg and Grovel…

    Whoever had 72 days wins the pot…

  2. 2
    ellemck1
    Posted October 31, 2011 at 10:08 am

    Dang it. I lost that bet. I had hope that she would last for 6 months of wedded weirdness.

  3. 3
    chaosbutterfly
    Posted October 31, 2011 at 10:12 am

    I don’t want to laugh, but I can’t help it.
    How does the wedding planning last longer than the actual marriage?! I can’t.

  4. 4
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted October 31, 2011 at 10:17 am

    Where one will live as a couple isn’t a discussion that happens, say, before marriage? I mean, was Kim so blinded by her ring and being competitive with her sisters (one is married to an NBA star, the other has proven to be fertile) that she never asked these questions? I mean, Khlow was smart, she married a guy who plays for a team in the same state she lived in. Problem solved. But Kim gets a guy who is relegated to some flyover state and then gets mad because he wants to settle down there? Uh.. How could this not have come up?

    I hope Kris hires Gloria Allred.

    I wonder if this could have all been prevented had they not missed that last pre-marriage counseling session with their pastor.

  5. 5
    Mimo
    Posted October 31, 2011 at 10:19 am

    Kris should have realized when she referred to us as “Hee Haw Minnesota”

  6. 6
    mnkid
    Posted October 31, 2011 at 10:22 am

    We will do just fine without a Kardashian in residence. P.U.

  7. 7
    Shawn
    Posted October 31, 2011 at 10:32 am

    This is everything thats wrong with our society. You use the sacrament of marriage to further your own pathetic career. I hope Cali falls off the end of the USA

  8. 8
    zerocool
    Posted October 31, 2011 at 10:35 am

    I am so not watching her next wedding.

  9. 9
    mere2142
    Posted October 31, 2011 at 10:42 am

    I just can’t help myself….LOLOLOLOLOL.

  10. 10
    wcsdancer
    Posted October 31, 2011 at 10:56 am

    Is anyone really surprised that this fame whore just wanted the (very profitable for her) fairy tale wedding and clearly wasn’t interested in a marriage? I blame all of her stupid fans for following her and her family. If there wasn’t an audience, they wouldn’t be on the air.

  11. 11
    labowner
    Posted October 31, 2011 at 11:00 am

    Shawn – our society? Nice attitude. I guess we should go the european route were we get married and turn the other way while the hubby continues to screw everything that moves. Such a better way.

  12. 12
    BellicoseBaby
    Posted October 31, 2011 at 11:15 am

    Skankopotamus files for divorce – the first horseman of the apocalypse?

  13. 13
    kczar
    Posted October 31, 2011 at 11:53 am

    How much do you think she’ll get for the divorce special? I wonder if the cameras ever turned off the entire Khardashian family would just disappear.

  14. 14
    thatdariamom1332
    Posted October 31, 2011 at 12:18 pm

    It was pretty obvious that he was into famewhoring as much as she was. Guess there can’t be room for 2 in a marriage? LOL, He’s a cro-magnum cave douche anyway.

  15. 15
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted October 31, 2011 at 12:38 pm

    I just want her and her family to go far far away. I’ll take a Brittany 52 day wedding scandal any day over this bullshit.

    There’a reason Kim got voted #1 most annoying celebrity. CAUSE SHE’S ANNOYING! Who cares if Kris Humphres is a douche she’s a double douche.

  16. 16
    cosmonala
    Posted October 31, 2011 at 1:15 pm

    What is the lesson in all of this “shocking” turn of events? Reggie Bush is a genius, that’s what. Words I never thought I’d write.

  17. 17
    baymenxpac
    Posted October 31, 2011 at 1:18 pm

    @cosmonala HAHAHA so, so true!

  18. 18
    wcsdancer
    Posted October 31, 2011 at 2:21 pm

    I guess it’s a good thing that we don’t allow the gayz to get married…surely they’ll destroy the institution of marriage. *rolling eyes*

  19. 19
    Patty
    Posted October 31, 2011 at 2:29 pm

    wcsdancer-True statement! This sham makes a mockery out of those of us who are committed to marriage and the vows we took. I hope she does the one classy thing here and gives him the ring back. And you know, so what if he’s in a lockout? He’ll play again. Us normal people have to go through layoffs too. Somehow we survive without threatening our spouse to get back to work! She is unreal! I’ll agree with the above comments that he is a douche, though. He’s pretty outspoken; obviously Kim and her family only like men that go along with everything the women say. Except for Lamar, he and Khloe seem to really have a genuine thing going.

  20. 20
    georgiababe
    Posted October 31, 2011 at 2:45 pm

    @wcsdancer – That’s EXACTLY what I say.

    I for one, am SHOCKED! I thought this marriage seemed so rock solid! I figured it would last at LEAST six months! Terrible, terrible…

    Also, what a numbnut. You talk about where you want to live BEFORE the wedding. Suppose that their wedding sponsors wanted them to get hitched by a certain time, so that there was no time to talk about anything.

    Bet his family are wiping their brows in relief.

  21. 21
    Robin Robinez
    Posted October 31, 2011 at 4:13 pm

    Entertainment Tonight is on and they wonder if “This will destroy the Kardashians credibility”? hahahaha

    Also, it just so happens that Kris Jenner’s book will be coming out tomarrow. Coincidence?

    Oh, @Patty, The divorce papers have a line it that states “Kim will keep all jewelry she owns at the time the petition for divorce was filled.” You called that one :-)

  22. 22
    eurotra$h
    Posted October 31, 2011 at 4:16 pm

    @Labowner- uhmm..i am european and i have no idea what you are talking about. Europe is a continent with many different countries and traditions. Perhaps some of the catholic countries, since catholics don’t believe in divorce, is what you’re refering to? Thats religion..NOT Europe.

  23. 23
    hot cawfee
    Posted October 31, 2011 at 5:04 pm

    @elle– heck I was thinking these crazy in love kids would be good for a year–I am tho a hopeless romantic and the eternal wine glass half fun kinda gal

  24. 24
    hot cawfee
    Posted October 31, 2011 at 5:05 pm

    Another thing– omgl — Look at the thick thighs on KK– Kids is “irreconcilible differences” code for “thunder thighs”?????

  25. 25
    Robin Robinez
    Posted October 31, 2011 at 5:37 pm

    ooo, Fo Paw Labowner…

  26. 26
    Hypnotoad Hypnotoad
    Posted October 31, 2011 at 7:36 pm

    It’s a sick, sad world we live in when 2 gay guys who have been together for 20 years can’t express their love in the sanctity of marriage but these two camera-whore-douches can get married and divorced in 72 effing days.

  27. 27
    Flipit
    Posted October 31, 2011 at 7:53 pm

    Love love love that he thought for one second she would move to Minnesota. Hilarious.

  28. 28
    Fan-Ann
    Posted October 31, 2011 at 8:00 pm

    Agreed, Hypnotoad! Maybe the spectacle of idiots like this having the right to get married as often as they desire will shine more of a light on the inequality in the laws regarding marriage. Twenty years certainly demonstrates commitment, and so can six weeks. In other words, if a couple falls in love, and wants to make a life together, they should have the right to make that union legal.

  29. 29
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted October 31, 2011 at 9:14 pm

    @georigiababe: “Bet his family are wiping their brows in relief.”

    Their hooded brows. We all know Kris is King Cro-Magnon.

    Hey gays..if you wanna get married, move to NY. We’re cool here. Did you see our Halloween Day Parade. It’s like Pride ’11, Fall Edition.

    I know everyone calls Kris Jenner out on pimping her kids but the real pimp daddy is Mr. Seacrest. He greenlit and exec-produced their show, and is making a cut off of verything they do on the E! network. He made them. Sure, their mom can get them booked for club appearances in Vegas but only Seacrest is responsible for putting them in our living room. Just in case you wanted to know where to aim the missile.

  30. 30
    Derek Hazelton
    Posted October 31, 2011 at 9:37 pm

    Methinks KK wasn’t too happy being a beard. Why do they have to file for divorce, rather than an annulment, since their marriage only lasted two and a half months?

  31. 31
    Robin Robinez
    Posted October 31, 2011 at 9:53 pm

    Kris was grooming them before anybody ever heard of Ryan Seacrest.

  32. 32
    See-Jay
    Posted October 31, 2011 at 10:59 pm

    Boo. Fuckin’. Hoo.

  33. 33
    shana
    Posted November 1, 2011 at 5:20 am

    And when I heard the news, I was all like, “Wait, what? Those two lovebirds are still married?!”

    They sure did last longer than I ever thought they would! Good for you guys, I am so proud of your tenacity to make it work for as long as you did! You are an inspiration to all FameHungeryWhoresLookingToGetMarriedSoThatTheyCanGetMoneyAndBeOnT.V. everywhere!

  34. 34
    shana
    Posted November 1, 2011 at 5:22 am

    Ryan Seacrest is like a pinochio experiment that went horribly, horribly wrong.

  35. 35
    considerthis
    Posted November 1, 2011 at 6:06 am

    Her desire to be this generations Liz Taylor is Kimmy’s goal in life. 2 down – 6 to go.
    EVERYthing the Kardashian’s do is planned and scripted from taking a shit to filing for divorce. Momma K’s book release was timed to perfectly fit when dear doughter had finally reached the breaking point in her marriage.
    Keep seeing previews where Kim, Kris, Kourtney and Scott (No way am I getting off this gravy train) DisDICK are getting off a helicopter for the new season of K&K take NYC. OMG I hope the season is not in jeopardy – I can’t take all this bad news at once…

  36. 36
    Fan-Ann
    Posted November 1, 2011 at 11:37 am

    I have a great idea: legalize marriage for everyone BUT limit each person to 3 times at the altar! Maybe famewhores would have greater respect for the institution of marriage if they thought that their vows were more important than the pre-nup, and that they couldn’t get endless publicity for serial ceremonies.

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