Credit For Super Bowl Porn

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By Nads | | 2:18 pm | 4 Comments
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If you live in Tucson Arizona and are a Comcast customer, then you might have been rattled by the porn interruption during the Super Bowl. I guess after Fitzgerald scored on the long pass for the Cardinals, Tucson Comcast subscribers saw, “about 30 seconds of a woman unzipping a man’s pants and his showing off his male pride. That clip seemed to be coming from Shorteez, which we’ve been assured is an adult cable television channel.”

Comcast issued this statement, “We will be issuing a $10 credit to any Comcast video customer in Tucson who was impacted. While this credit won’t change what happened, we hope that it will demonstrate to our customers, and to the Tucson community, how seriously we are taking this situation.”

I’m sure it was VERY dramatic for the Tucson customers, but I can’t help but laugh because it didn’t happen to me. Touchdown and Penis!

The only thing I can think of is all the poor little boys and girls that were subjected to that…a $10 credit to a cable bill is not nearly enough money to erase the memory of the incredible Hulk coming out of a man’s pants. Get it together Comcast!

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

4 Comments

  1. 1
    J-Mo J-Mo
    Posted February 3, 2009 at 3:12 pm

    Funny. And yet people still won’t cut Janet Jackson any slack for showing three seconds of nipple four years ago… but hey, how cool to get PAID to watch penises? Where do I sign up?

    love, J-Mo :)

  2. 2
    itchy
    Posted February 3, 2009 at 3:30 pm

    Well, dammit, I’m offended that the Super Bowl kept interrupting my porn channel– can I get 10 bucks for that?

  3. 3
    Nads
    Posted February 3, 2009 at 5:20 pm

    LOL. I know people used to pay hundreds of dollars to get a cable descrambler for that shiz, and they just gave it away!

  4. 4
    here4beer
    Posted February 4, 2009 at 5:27 am

    note to self: move to Tucson

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