Dancing With the Gay Stars

Watercooler

By Flipit | Tuesday, November 9, 2010 | 9:00 am | 2 Comments
Tagged: , , ,
Posted in: Featured, Watercooler

Screen Shot 2010-11-09 At 9.15.47 Am

The gayest show on TV (and that’s saying something these days, bless Judy) is finally tinkering with the idea of bringing a same sex couple onto Dancing With the Stars. They got the idea from Israel, who’s version of the show is having crazy success with the idea. The catch? It’s most likely gonna be a girl, because people are more comfortable with lesbians. Are they? I’m sure as hell not, but I have a lesbian aunt that used to throw balls at my face to teach me how to catch and show up to my tap recitals in suits to point and laugh and then punch my stomach afterwards to “tighten the flub”. I don’t want a lesbian on Dancing With the Stars. I don’t even want one at the family Christmas party, ok?

Portia de Rossi would be their first choice, of course, because she’s married to Ellen (tons of free publicity) and she doesn’t look like one of the “scary” gays.

Screen Shot 2010-11-09 At 9.03.52 Am
No offense.

 

Glad to see the show opening its mind, and I guess going the lesbian route feels a little bit more unpredictable. Asking a gay guy to come on a show with this much glitter is like the NFL deciding they should get a straight person to throw a ball. Let’s just pray Rosie O’Donnell doesn’t hear about this. You know she’ll be all over that. She’ll be hilarious and fun for the first two weeks and then start moaning on about depression and how Bush took down the twin towers during her practice sessions. Actually, that sounds kinda fun. We’ll see what happens soon!

Flipit
About

Currently, Flipit's writing Real Housewives of Beverly Hills recaps, which you can find here. You can also find him doing a gossip segment twice a week called BS of the Day and video recaps of Project Runway All Stars, as well as spoof ReDubs of the coming soon trailers at the end of RHOBH!

Ronnie Karam has been with TVgasm since 2006 , which has given him the opportunity to make fun of hundreds of TV's most loved and hated reality whores. His plan in life was to be Julia Roberts but that plan was stolen by, well, Julia Roberts. He'll get you one day, JULIA ROBERTS!! When not making himself giggle for the gasm, Ronnie performs improv and sketch comedy at IO West in Hollywood a couple of times weekly while using the lovely California days to audition for commercial roles such as "ADORABLE MEXICAN UNCLE". Seriously. He would like to thank Jesus, Buddha and Xenu for the blessings they've bestowed. The writers here are the best around, and he's honored to be associated with them. Find video archives at CankleTV.com, or follow on Twitter @flipit

2 Comments

  1. 1
    Clair Clair
    Posted November 9, 2010 at 9:43 am

    I enjoyed the pics. Thanks FlipStep.

  2. 2
    Mister Dangerous
    Posted November 9, 2010 at 12:14 pm

    That picture of Bruno is really GAY. He doesn’t seem modest on the show so I don’t understand why he’s being so modest in the photo. Maybe, he’s not comfortable with his body? I want KURT WARNER to do a photo shoot like this.

Post a Comment

Your email is never published nor shared. Required fields are marked *

*
*

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>

Human Verification: In order to verify that you are a human and not a spam bot, please enter the answer into the following box below based on the instructions contained in the graphic.