Dancing With The Stars Season 13 Cast Revealed

19 Comments

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   Thomas McLean
   Posted August 30, 2011 at 8:28 am

   I secretly want Nancy Craze to poke out Maks’ eyes with her porkish nose on DWTS during a Samba routine. And I don’t even watch DWTS. I just want another reason to hate her.

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   jonhllywd
   Posted August 30, 2011 at 8:31 am

   I LOVE it!
   1) no idea
   2) boozer (ex?), husband (ex?), midget lover (ex?) – nobody knows!
   3) I mean – really? Words? N/A.
   4) I’ve always wanted to visit Lake Como
   5) I don’t wit til my life is over…oh, sorry…I am unwritten…whatever!
   6) TOTBOT! er…TOTMOM!
   7) But have you ever been peed on? eh – then I don’t give a crap.
   8) Perf! The best way to introduce a gay to DWTS! AAA Homo! Xtra strength! Bon chance!
   9) For real? I can barely take him between 12 and 1…although he seems hotter lately-hmm
   10) Go Ricki – GO! GO! GO! Get that cockroach!!
   11) ‘Member when I went to your condo for the reading of Katrina’s script? No? OK…
   12) SAY WHAAAAA? She best tear her shirt off! Go ‘head Brandi! SCU 4eva!

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   jonhllywd
   Posted August 30, 2011 at 8:34 am

   I meant “I don’t WANNA wait til my life is over” – Dawson’s Creek? anyone?

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   NotWithoutMyTV
   Posted August 30, 2011 at 9:22 am

   I once fueled Kris Kristopherson’s plane. (For once, that’s not made up.) So I TOTALLY qualify to be on DWTS. Just as qualified as the chick who’s been in proximity to George Clooney’s man member, anyway…

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   June Summer
   Posted August 30, 2011 at 9:32 am

   For someone that wanted a husband and kids, she does not spend any time with them. I love Nancy Grace but really,she needs to slow down. She also needed to get the whole story before bashing Taylor.

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   Classy Drunk
   Posted August 30, 2011 at 9:47 am

   So are people going to chant…”Go Ricki! Go Ricki! Go Ricki! Go Ricki!” like they did with her show? I know I would.

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   vallegirl
   Posted August 30, 2011 at 9:52 am

   I believe Clooney’s ex was also a VJ on Italian MTV. So…yeah. Maybe you should be on DWTS if she qualifies.

   And Ron Artest on the same show with Nancy Grace??!??! Her head will explode.

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   giffordsaz
   Posted August 30, 2011 at 11:00 am

   CArson NAtion is who I will be watching. I will love every minute of it and I hope he has some movies that will keep him in for a while.

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   Truthsquad
   Posted August 30, 2011 at 11:52 am

   I think this is the 1st cast in the show’s history where not a single star has a fan base… Who the hell would pick up their phone to vote for Nancy Grace? Chaz Bono? Someone who slept with George Clooney? Where’s the Disney kid? Where’s the sassy septuagenarian? Where’s the funny fat chick for Louis to dance with? Lame!

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    Monae Linder
    Posted August 30, 2011 at 11:59 am

    Only person I can root for is Ricki Lake…I wonder if we will get fat Ricki or not fat Ricki. I can say I do like Nancy Grace, I love the way she goes half azzed and doesn’t give two hoots about it. That accent…”*twang* You mean to tell me……as you were laying next to your child, you didn’t realize s/he was being assaulted”. Its the twang and the face. I wonder where the Disney kid is and our older person. Sheesh Nancy is the oldest and isn’t old enough to be my Mother.

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    jonhllywd
    Posted August 30, 2011 at 12:12 pm

    2fer – love ya Truthsquad and Monae….
    PS – Monae – I have a friend named Linda who told me one night when she was wasted that her real name was LindER – her mom thought the name LindA was actually Linder. Her birth certificate says Linder. Hee – had to share that witchoo…

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    vallegirl
    Posted August 30, 2011 at 12:26 pm

    Hope Solo’s coming in with a fanbase since she was one of the stars of the US team at this summer’s women’s World Cup tournament. Plus, Maks said he’d love to partner with her during the tournament so the fangirls who hang on his every word are already writing the Haks/Mope fan-fic.

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    Elmstreet
    Posted August 30, 2011 at 1:39 pm

    If Chyna Phillips isn’t assigned to dance to a Wilson Phillips song, this season will have wasted my time.

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    Monae Linder
    Posted August 30, 2011 at 1:50 pm

    Hehehe, when I answer my phone for some reason people say Hello Linda. Thanks for the love jonhllywd. Also, that should say “Its the twang and the faces”

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    lrhflute
    Posted August 30, 2011 at 3:26 pm

    I was planning on skipping this season (the Fall season is looking super full)….until I saw that Carson was gonna be on. I LOVE HIM!!! I’m so excited for him!! Ricki and Chynna will be interesting, too. Also, can I please ask the DWTS gods: do not give Carson to Cheryl….cause I can’t stand her.

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    indcolts1813
    Posted August 30, 2011 at 10:02 pm

    Does anyone else see a Rob Kardashian Kristen Cavallari hook-up on the horizon? I strongly suggest making a sex tape if they’d like to see some longevity in their “careers”.

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    here4beer
    Posted August 31, 2011 at 7:52 am

    I hope Ron Artest punches someone. Preferably Nancy Grace, but I’m not terribly particular.

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    NotWithoutMyTV
    Posted August 31, 2011 at 8:01 am

    I’m not terribly particular, either, except for the Nancy Grace part. Artest could punch Nancy Grace. A sound guy could punch Nancy Grace. Or if someone from the audience runs up on stage and punches Nancy Grace, that’s cool, too. Whatever gets that shit done.

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    Snootchy Bootches
    Posted August 31, 2011 at 8:02 am

    I’ll never forgive Nancy Grace for keeping Wendy Pepper instead of Austin Scarlett.