Dancing With The Stars Tonight: Warning, Spoiler Alert

Let’s go, Cho Ho!

Dancing With The Stars is premiering tonight in what seems to be their biggest season yet. I’m super excited for this cast, and am actually going to catch it in real time. Yes, it’s true, tonight’s Dancing has made it to Jersey Shore status for my TV viewing. Anyway, while taking my morning blog, I came across the song, and the dance that the “Stars” will be performing to tonight.

Here they are:

– Audrina Patridge and Tony Dovalani — Cha Cha Cha — “California Gurls“

– Bristol Palin and Mark Ballas — Cha Cha Cha –  “Mama Told Me Not to Come“

– Margaret Cho and Louis Van Amstel – Viennese Waltz –  “We are the Champions“

– Jennifer Grey and Derek Hough – Viennese Waltz — “These Arms of Mine“

– Florence Henderson and Corky Ballas — Cha Cha Cha – “Kiss Me Honey Honey Kiss Me”

– Brandy and Maks Chmerkovskiy — Viennese Waltz – “Cry Me Out”

– Kurt Warner and Anna Trebunskaya — Viennese Waltz – “This Ain’t a Love Song”

–Kyle Massey and Lacey Schwimmer – Cha Cha Cha – “My First Kiss”

– Rick Fox and Cheryl Burke — Viennese Waltz – “Crazy”

– David Hasselhoff and Kym Johnson — Cha Cha Cha – “Sex Bomb”

– Michael Bolton and Chelsie Hightower — Viennese Waltz – “Life After You”

– The Situation and Karina Smirnoff — Cha Cha Cha – “Break Your Heart”

I’m loving that The Hoff will be dancing to “Sex Bomb,” he’s such a walking cliche of himself. And Bristol’s song, WTF?? “Mama Told Me Not to Come??” That’s what got her in this mess!

Anyway, DWTS premieres tonight at 8PM ET/PT.

And just for fun, here are some sneak peeks:

Here’s Cho Ho’s rehearsal:

And, here’s The Situation’s rehearsal: