Dancing With The Stars Lineup

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By Nads | Monday, February 9, 2009 | 2:15 am | 2 Comments
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steve wozniak

“My favorite dance is The Silicon RAM”

The official Dancing With The Stars: Season 8 lineup was announced last night…some are great…some NOT SO MUCH…



Here are the next set of rug cutters:

-Belinda Carlisle, 50, singer (former Go-Go frontwoman)

-Stephen “Steve-O” Glover, 34, reality-TV star

-Lil’ Kim, 33, rapper

-Nancy O’Dell, 42, Access Hollywood anchor

-Denise Richards, 37, actress (formerly of Wild Things )

-David Alan Grier, 53, comedian

-Steve Wozniak, 58, billionaire and co-founder of Apple Computers

-Shawn Johnson, 17, Olympic gymnast

-Jewel Kilcher, 34, singer and married to Ty Murray

-Gilles Marini, 33, actor

-Ty Murray, 39, former rodeo cowboy…and married to Jewel!

-Lawrence Taylor, 50, retired NFL player

-Chuck Wicks, 29, singer

My thoughts on a few:

-Steve Wozniak — He’s becoming somewhat of a reality star these days after his stint on D-List…and now this show? What gives? Is he just bored or a closeted attention whore?

-Lil’ Kim — Her partner is going to have to carry her in a baby sling just so she can reach.

Lil Kim Dancing

-Jewel and Ty — Did they use some sort of a 2-for-1 coupon?

-Belinda Carlisle — Love her.

-Steve-O — One word: Douche-O.

DWTS premieres Monday, March 9, 2009 at 8PM ET/PT on ABC.

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

2 Comments

  1. 1
    chooch850
    Posted February 9, 2009 at 3:24 pm

    These people suck ass. I don’t even know most of them.

  2. 2
    slutty_whore
    Posted February 11, 2009 at 10:34 am

    I would want to be paired with Lil Kim, just to ask her how she enjoyed her portrayal in the movie “Notorious” and for her to rap “Lighter’s Up” or “Get Money” during practice.

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