Danielle Staub Owes A Lot Of Money

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By Nads | | 11:12 am | 16 Comments
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Ex- NJ Housewifer and annoying fame whore, Danielle Staub filed for chapter 7 bankruptcy last week. The documents have been obtained and they show that she owes $1.9 million and only earned $63,791 this year and last year combined. I guess that “Dial-A-Star” job isn’t quite paying off like she had hoped…she’s going to have to reduce her rate to get more callers. Maybe this news will get her the publicity she needs to get those phones to light up!

Here’s a mini-breakdown of what she owes (aside from her house): $111,161 to the IRS, $70,000 in taxes to the township of Wyane, $5,162 to the NJ taxation department among a million other bills. Basically, girlfriend is in troubs!

She’s going to have to start thinking on her toes. I wonder what skills she has besides baring her ass and being a lunatic? Perhaps she can go back to school to be a nurse, or a dental hygienist??

For hating each other, Danielle and Teresa sure have a lot in common…it’s too bad Danielle isn’t on this season!

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

16 Comments

  1. 1
    NotWithoutMyTV notwithoutmytv
    Posted June 14, 2012 at 11:47 am

    “Being a lunatic” seems to be a really marketable skill in today’s media. I’m surprised she’s not doing very well for herself.

  2. 2
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted June 14, 2012 at 1:01 pm

    Bitch be uuuuuuugly, too.

  3. 3
    NotWithoutMyTV notwithoutmytv
    Posted June 14, 2012 at 1:10 pm

    Compared with her old nemesis, Caroline Manzo, she’s an angel straight from heaven. (Even though Caroline is much more tiny.)

  4. 4
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted June 14, 2012 at 1:24 pm

    We should be more forgiving of loans and taxes because when bitches go broke, they get desperate.
    And all this will lead to is a Danielle and Octomom scissorfest.

  5. 5
    JSplash
    Posted June 14, 2012 at 1:30 pm

    Maybe a tabloid will offer Danielle money to reveal all that she knows about Jacqeline and Melissa Gorga. Win Win. Win for Danielle b/c she needs money and Win for us b/c it will be hilarious watching J&M scramble to cover up their numerous lies.

  6. 6
    NotWithoutMyTV notwithoutmytv
    Posted June 14, 2012 at 1:39 pm

    An event which, I believe, Nostradamus predicted as a herald of the end of the world.

  7. 7
    lindaw205
    Posted June 14, 2012 at 1:50 pm

    How long before she turns to porn? I feel for her girls, though.

  8. 8
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted June 14, 2012 at 1:53 pm

    @linda: See comment #4. And as NWMTV stated, it’s in the cards..

  9. 9
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted June 14, 2012 at 3:09 pm

    Sarcassy, Your #4 would certainly get my attention! The do have quite a bit in common. And I emphasize common, dahling.

    The Tarot tells all.

  10. 10
    hot cawfee
    Posted June 14, 2012 at 3:55 pm

    Jeepers– Snooki will need a baby nanny very soon—Danielle has two kids so she has experience. She should apply.
    @ Sarcasty– bbwwaahhhaahhaaa– but yes– Why doesn’t Danielle hook up with Octomom–twould be porntastic!!!

  11. 11
    Sparkle McSnarkle Sparkle McSnarkle
    Posted June 14, 2012 at 4:47 pm

    She already has done porn, she just didn’t get paid for it. And yes, I’d love her to write a tell all of all the shit she knows about Tiny and the rest of the crew. Problem is, she’s such a known liar, it’d be hard to decide whats real and whats fake. I do hope her daughters run, not walk, away from her nutcase ass ASAP. Could you imagine having her as a mother?

  12. 12
    cherrylipgloss
    Posted June 14, 2012 at 8:23 pm

    speaking of her daughters, does anyone know if the oldest is still modeling….she really is a beautiful girl

  13. 13
    hot cawfee
    Posted June 15, 2012 at 5:09 am

    @12 Cherry isnt she tho??? Cristina is beautiful. When we last saw Danielle I think her daughter was modeling in Europe. Maybe she will finally sell her her kinda ramshackle house. It seemed a little in need of repair.

  14. 14
    TWhit
    Posted June 15, 2012 at 9:38 am

    Remember her sobbing to her lawyer that it took $10,000 a month to maintain it? Wonder if that counted the pots she had to put down when it leaked…

    Anyway. I’ma have to go poke my eyes out after #4 so ya’ll have fun.

  15. 15
    truthsquad
    Posted June 15, 2012 at 10:26 am

    “she’s going to have to reduce her rate”….Bwah ha ha…

  16. 16
    Jason
    Posted June 17, 2012 at 8:24 pm

    She can run for President on a GOP ticket. Given the parade of clowns who’ve passed before our eyes, she couldn’t be much worse, and probably a damned sight better than Michele Bachmann, another desperate fame whore.

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