Danielle Staub: Ratings Will Drop Without Me

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By Nads | Monday, May 16, 2011 | 11:22 am | 6 Comments
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Danielle Staub told E! that The Real Housewives of New Jersey‘s ratings will suffer without her. She said, “It’s not going to have the ratings, I brought the [drama]. People either loved me or hated me, but they were paying attention. This [season] is just full out nasty family fighting. Everyone’s got that. Where’s the element of surprise there?”

She also continued to say that she won’t be watching the show this season, but would come back for the right price. Ha! I love it. Whoring most definitely has a price.

As for Danielle’s comment, she couldn’t be more far off. I think this season is going to be amazing because it is all family. The real sh*t will come out! And since when has the Jersey Housewives been all lollipops and roses? We expect fighting out of our Jersey b*tches! That’s what they do best..especially Teresa Judy-Chay! Danielle can have her dumb reality show with all the other reality rejects on VH1…I, for one, will be supporting the Housewives.

I’m so excited for tonight!!! Don’t forget to read Flipit’s recap tonight–it’ll be up at midnight PST.


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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

6 Comments

  1. 1
    Snootchy Bootches
    Posted May 16, 2011 at 1:53 pm

    Ugh! Did you have to pick that picture? Gross! :D

  2. 2
    2muchbravo
    Posted May 16, 2011 at 2:00 pm

    I’m with you. I can’t wait for all the juice on the family draamah. I sooooo want to see Teresa’s cousin call her, “Cuckoo! Cuckoo!” HA! That Danielle shite was TIRESOME! Was watching a couple of episodes this past weekend as Bravo was running a marathon and I was reminded how tedious it all was with D making up the, “They’re all after me,” crap in her head. BORING!

    Bring on the extended Judy Chay fambly. I’ve got the chianti ready.

  3. 3
    mere2142
    Posted May 16, 2011 at 5:21 pm

    Holy saggy tits Batman. My eyes may never recover.

    I’m totally down for people who are going to call Teresa on her shit and who better to do it than your own family!

  4. 4
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted May 16, 2011 at 5:30 pm

    Well, being as Danielle was the one who first shed light on Teresa’s beef with her sister-in law, (during the reunion when she pointed out that Teresa didn’t visit her nephew when he was born, prompting Teresa to turn into the Hulk and hurl Andy across the room), I sorta hoped we’d get a two second clip of Danielle after the ruckus at the christening, her head popping up from the lower right hand corner of the screen, and chortling, “I told you so!”, before vanishing forever.

    I think it was Danielle’s allegations and Teresa’s reaction that probably made Bravo get in contact with Melissa to begin with. So, we have Danielle to thank for the next few weeks of awesome TV. And we have Bravo to thank for keeping her off of ours.

  5. 5
    someguy
    Posted May 16, 2011 at 6:34 pm

    who is this dude

  6. 6
    Snootchy Bootches
    Posted May 17, 2011 at 8:53 am

    We don’t have to worry about Danielle starving though. I just saw an article that she signed a contract with Scores to do some appearances. Scary!

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