Dear TvGasm: American Idol Judges

Anyway, Jenny from the Block, best of luck, and Camgurloel!!

Dear TvGasm, hey dog, I need some help. What’s the best way to let people know you’re really happy at work. You know, that you’ve got no problems with the pay, the schedule, or that your seat digs into your butt if you lean the wrong way after awhile, how do you let them know it’s all good with you?
Signed, Nothing’s going to happen to America’s Best Dance Crew, right? Right??

I could put a joke here, but it wouldn’t be anywhere near as funny as this outfit

Dear Randy, god, it’s amazing that after all these years that you’re the last original judge left on the show. This is what it will be like if Ringo ends up as the last living Beatle.

Look Dog, I wouldn’t worry about things. I mean what are the odds they would get rid of you? You were always the reason everyone tuned in. No, wait that was Simmon. Well they loved that you were ditzy,  the way you loved everyone’s spirit and had such great chemistry with Simon. No, no, that was Paula. Why did we like you again? Right, you weren’t Kara.

Anyway, just hang in there, and if you find a pink slip in your pay envelope tell everyone you’re leaving to tour and work on your movie career. Camgurloel!!!

Dear TvGasm, Butterflys. Rainbows. Puppies. Sparkly stars. Unicorns. Double puppies!
Signed, Of course I can still wear that dress

This has nothing to do with this post, but I think being Mariah Carey’s stylist is quite possibly the greatest no show job in the history of mankind

Dear Mariah Carey, Good to have you aboard sparkle princess! American Idol’s gain is QVC’s loss. Camgurloel!!!

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