Dear TvGasm: Fake Yolanda Foster

Watercooler

By WaffleBoy | Wednesday, November 28, 2012 | 12:00 pm | 12 Comments
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DTG: You thought that was a love letter?

FYF: What else would it be?

DTG: You know Fake Yolanda Foster, I get the feeling that reading comprehension isn’t your strong suit.

FYF: Pfft. Fake Yolanda Foster est semi-retired-ex model. Fake Yolanda Foster does not need to comprehend. Fake Yolanda Foster makes der fabulous.

DTG: You certainly do. God, I just can’t quit you. Wildly Inappropriate German Accent Yolanda Foster is here to stay!

And we’ll run this picture again, because it never really gets old

 

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Waffle's family would like to go on record and say he was raised by raccoons. You eat out of the garbage one time, and everyone suddenly gets judgmental. He's just going to point out, for the last time, with God as his witness, there was ice cream in that carton. However, the fact of the matter is he was born and has lived about 90% of my life in the Bay Area in Northern California. He's a long time cube monkey (office worker), who spends too much time trying to maximize the money he spends on his cable bill, and has a not so healthy love of all things that are dumb and fun, translation: needless explosions, cable neeckedness, and any time Steven Segal attempts to express human emotion only by squinting.

12 Comments

  1. 1
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted November 28, 2012 at 12:09 pm

    W iz for da Waffel en da #winning.

  2. 2
    labowner
    Posted November 28, 2012 at 12:21 pm

    “Say nothing honigbienchen I tell you what you tink, wooden shoes, dykes, and hashish”

    After laughing out loud you magnificent bastard – you forgot TULIPS. Whole post is ruined for me. Try again. :)

    And da wash yipsey

  3. 3
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted November 28, 2012 at 12:28 pm

    Dang, @Labby, ya beat me to the tulips. I thought I had a clear shot at it.

    Die hos gehangen aus die fensterwindows mit die aushangen kleine bustenhatlers shauing*

    *Don’t forget the prostitutes hanging out of windows in their lingerie.

    That probably wasn’t worth the effort.

  4. 4
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted November 28, 2012 at 12:29 pm

    Da Two Lipz? Gah?

    Waffel is sari beyond werdz I iz do most certain.

  5. 5
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted November 28, 2012 at 12:58 pm

    Ouch, @Gyp : > )

    Two groaners in one comment.

  6. 6
    kthxbai kthxbai
    Posted November 28, 2012 at 3:07 pm

    Wie schön ist der Waffel-Knabe!

    Und mir am abend! Röslein auf der Heiden!

    Freien Klompen für alles!

  7. 7
    Dutchiedevil
    Posted November 28, 2012 at 3:18 pm

    Ach mein liebste Waffelknabe,

    nay, ye doot hat neet gggout (phoney phonetics…).

    Sorry, couldn’t resist. You go with the German eksent, it makes me feel a lot better if I can distance myself from little Yoli by pretending she’s German and not Dutch.

    Btw, the Dutch for no is nee (pronounced nay of neigh ;-) ). Niet is not.

    See, you learn something everyday.

    Thanks for making me laugh though!

  8. 8
    kthxbai kthxbai
    Posted November 28, 2012 at 3:35 pm

    нет es como se dice nein en русский

  9. 9
    labowner
    Posted November 28, 2012 at 4:49 pm

    Oh my someone call the UN stat. We have foreign language abuses happening on TVGasm.

    Thank you for the laughs everyone.

  10. 10
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted November 28, 2012 at 6:24 pm

    Ciao!

  11. 11
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted November 29, 2012 at 4:57 am

    Auf widerscreiben!

  12. 12
    NikkiHughes
    Posted November 29, 2012 at 11:43 am

    “Taylor Armstrong in a suitcase just because” ~ bwaahaahaa

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