Does any other chef in America have a pepper shaker this big? What? No, Guy Fieri is not compensating for a tiny penis!
Hell, you’re the man who invented Donkey Sauce. Doesn’t he know how confident a chef has to be to make a sauce that upon hearing its name, the first thing to enter the diner’s mind is the image of a donkey ejaculating? Do you think Auguste Escoffier would have had the huevos to come up with Donkey Sauce? Hellz non, mon ami.
You had to call him out Chief Broseph of the Frosted Tips. My god, you are a national treasure, Guy Fieri! If Shenanigans from Office Space was an actual restaurant, you would not only be its owner/executive chef/corporate director of flair, you would be its warrior/priest/king. If Justin Bieber’s leather pants were ever hungry, they would demand Unyawns Cajun Chicken Ciabattas and wash them down with Jimmy Fallon Creamsicle cocktails.
Check out Guy Fieri’s bitching Ferrari, which is in no way compensating for a tiny penis
You need to rise above this weak sauce hate Guy Fieri, and just keep doing your thing, because I can think of no other chef in America who was more meant to herd hundreds of out of town yokels into a giant tourist trap and charge them about three times what they would pay to get the same type of food at their local Applebee’s. You’re doing God’s work Guy Fieri, stay strong.
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