Dear TvGasm: Kim Kardashian

Watercooler

By WaffleBoy | Monday, January 7, 2013 | 10:26 am | 3 Comments
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Anyway, back to you Kim, so here’s what you should do now that your pregnant, oh wait, I see our time is up. Okay, I’ve got to make this quick. Ummm, okay, two words to think about boarding school. It’s like Wafflemom always says, you can’t do a thing about nature, but nurture is a whole different kettle of fish.

Love you, hugs! 

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Waffle's family would like to go on record and say he was raised by raccoons. You eat out of the garbage one time, and everyone suddenly gets judgmental. He's just going to point out, for the last time, with God as his witness, there was ice cream in that carton. However, the fact of the matter is he was born and has lived about 90% of my life in the Bay Area in Northern California. He's a long time cube monkey (office worker), who spends too much time trying to maximize the money he spends on his cable bill, and has a not so healthy love of all things that are dumb and fun, translation: needless explosions, cable neeckedness, and any time Steven Segal attempts to express human emotion only by squinting.

3 Comments

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    Xouille Xouille
    Posted January 7, 2013 at 12:37 pm

    Awesome ! I can’t wait for the birth of Whycantyouletmebegreat West-Kardashian…
    Sometimes I wish the world really ended on Dec. 21st.

  2. 2
    caligal
    Posted January 7, 2013 at 12:37 pm

    My captcha is river styx, how appropriate for the future spawn.

  3. 3
    brzysmom12
    Posted January 7, 2013 at 7:31 pm

    Hilarious as usual! I make it a personal habit and resolution NEVER to read anything about the Kartrashians but because it was the Waffleboy I just had to. Totally worth it! Thank you! Now will someone – anyone – I’ll actually try to look like I’m really interested — PLEASE tell me why this family continues to dominate all media?!??! And WHY these two famewhores — who managed to find their perfect mate and procreate– are being treated as if this was the first baby ever to be conceived and getting so much attention?!?!? Whyyyy I ask???? Too much energy goes into wondering the answers to these questions and I detest wasting any energy on them at all. I’m gonna go grab a Little Deb and take a nap.

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