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(This week Dear TvGasm provides words of, well maybe not encouragement, but definitely has words for The Real Housewives of Orange County and the rumors that two of the current housewives may be getting fired.)
Dear TvGasm, well there’s no way Bravo would think about firing an accomplished actress such as myself, right?
Signed, You Raped My Cake Bow
Hey, if Terry is such a boss plastic surgeon, how come every time Heather looks up into the camera I feel like I’m driving into the Holland Tunnel?
Dear Heather Whatever the hell your last name is this week, What? Fire you? Someone who was in both Roseanne and Tom: Behind the Scenes and an Episode of Men Behaving Badly? No sweetie, you’re safe as kittens, even with an IMDb like this. Next to the rest of these women you’re Meryl Streep, but don’t get to carried away. Being the best actress on a Housewife show is like winning the 100 meter dash at the Special Olympics, someone has to do it, but it doesn’t make them the world’s fastest human.
Besides, I hate to break it to you sunshine, but nobody cares about your acting career on this show. You’ll have a job as long as you keep losing your poop every few episodes over trivial things, and we get to see in your fabulous house that you seem to have modeled on the lobby of a La Quinta Inn in Scotsdale Arizona. By the way, as far the whole Billionaires’ Row thing? Personally, if I had a billion dollars, and I was living in Orange County I’d have serious questions about whether capitalism was really worth it.
See you soon, just not on real TV, hugs!
Dear TvGasm, There’s no way Andy Cohen could even think about firing someone as hot as me. Besides if anyone is going to get fired it should be Jesus Juggs and that hagfish Vicki.
Signed, I Just Want to Get Along With People…And I’m Super Hot
Let me get this straight, your big problem with Alexis is that she’s so fake?
Dear Tamra, No my ever shriveling little apple doll, you aren’t going to get fired, but it’s less because of your hotness then the fact that you are America’s most effective 110 pound bile factory. I hate to break it to you pumpkin, but the last time your vision of your hotness coincided with how other people viewed your attractiveness, W’s dad was in the White House. You’ve officially reached that age where you lose the man in your life to a 22 year-old Hooter’s waitress. Not that you’re ever going to have to worry about that with Eddie. No Tamra, you’re going to stay on TV, because you would take a tire iron to a Make A Wish kid if you thought they were prettier then you.
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Okay and the pulitzer goes to you. That was absolutely brilliant!
I luuv u! totally irritated the dude next to me in the coffee shop with all my lol’s. I just wanna live inside your head for a day…..what a ride!
“is like winning the 100 meter dash at the Special Olympics, someone has to do it, but it doesn’t make them the world’s fastest human.”
You win one internet. Awesome.
Just when I thought I couldn’t laugh any harder, I got to Alexis. This is the funniest stuff I’ve read in forever. You truly deserve some sort of award.
Oh I miss these hoes, thanks Waffleboy. I wish they could double time this season and shrink NJ & NY!
That was fun. I put too much salt in the casserole and because your article was so good; I didn’t let it bother me and ate it anyway.
Good Job ;} Robin
Hahahahahahahaha ROBIN!
Baskin Robins once sold 41 flavors. The last ten were eventually discontinued because there are only 64 colors in the Crayola Crayon box with the sharpener on the back. The decided to keep Carnation Pink.
OMG I just realized that KM is not on this thread…I am laughing harder now ^ was an ode to her!
Bedtime Gypsy…..
“That was fun. I put too much salt in the casserole and because your article was so good; I didn’t let it bother me and ate it anyway.
Good Job ;} Robin
Just meant that I enjoyed the article more than I enjoyed my Casserole. But, ate the casserole anyway, Kinda like going to the movies, the shit they feed you sucks. But, you eat it. And ya eat more when things are more interesting.
Take Care, Robin
Gypsy, that was hilarious. I was both perplexed and entertained. And for a second..gullible enough to think you were making an actual point. Well played.
I think it was the little detail about the sharpener on the back of Crayola 64 that lent authenticity to your story. I was like, “I remember those!”
I think maybe Alexis heard wrong……she thought they said tramp park and knew she’d fit right in.
Oh snap I posted my apologies on the RHONJ minicap, now I am really embarassed. In my defense I am going through a lot of personal crap right now and get no sleep. I am a walking zombie.
Apologies to all, I hope everyone gets a good laugh.
@Gypsy, I hope everything starts to look up in your personal life, but when it does I do hope that you keep this state of confusion for our sakes.
@Gypsy.
I showed my sister the “Dingo ate your Baby” this last weekend and she yelled out, “These people are this funny and I’m not in on it?”
I’m looking to start a comment war so I can post “Sparkle Dingo Baby!” at the 100.
Oh “Sparkle Dingo Baby” IS the word!!
I am crying CRYING! You guys make my fricken day so HARD!
I am fighting with my car insurance company and about to move so I am getting no sleep. Nothing that can’t be fixed but thank you. And I will try to lose my mind at least once a day for ya Classy
I love “Sparkle Dingo baby!”
Man, it’s like Sparkle Pony of Portlandia and Seinfeld all in one!
Let’s do this!
@gypsy….my son just turned me on to portlandia….laugh out loud hyserical
@cherry, zOMG that show is HILARIOUS. A-O RIVER!
The dream of the nineties!
You too Sarcas? Yesssssssssssss!
Robbins is spelled with two B’s, BTW.
I posted to thank WaffleBoy for a fantastic article that I enjoyed alot. It has turned into something that I have no clue about.
And I am not talking about I have no fucking clue who Dingo baby is. No idea why I should see a KM floating somewhere. The crayola thing seems like something that I am expected to understand, but I don’t. And, Baskin Gypsy, who apparently is going through some problems and was “Tired” when she posted to me. Been there, done it, understand it. I have been “Tired” before.
I am talking about folks that are trying to turn an honest thank you to the writer from me and a response that really wasn’t so bad, into something that has totally taken away why we are here, in this thread. We are here to talk about how we know that nobody likes Vicky. Although, I think that her new boyfriend will kill her eventually. I would.
Again know clue about a dingo..etc.
Have Fun.
Robin
Wow, somehow Baskins was placed bfore Gypsys name instead of at the salutation. Wasn’t intentional.
WaffleBoy – you’re hilarious and look forward to reading your stuff. Very good job! Okay now after the ass-kissing is completed, just a little thing and see if anyone else agrees or not. The picture of Icky – INSURANCE – and her Crooksy — er brooksy I think is really Dr. Terry ??? Crooks doesn’t have hair on his head I don’t think. If you squint your eyes or down another vodka or whatever floats your boat, I think that’s Dr. T who has the look of terror in his face because of getting squished by icky – INSURANCE. Anybody ??
Can we all take a group trip to see where our chickens were raised?
Gypsy – well wishes to you. Now your post makes sense.
I think Kthnx was channeling KM on the BHN recap.
Bryzsmom you are correct that is Dr. Terry.
Robin worry not. KM is a person who posts random thoughts like Jake Handy, or strings together statements like Gypsy but not funny like Gypsies.
Hi brzysmom12! Thanks for pointing out that mistake. Shame on me. Pictures are about the last thing I take care of on a recap, so it was kind of late when I was doing this. This is going to sound horrible, but I just assumed that Brooks would be the only person who would take a picture with her wearing that coat. Anyway, I’ll try to pay more attention in the future.
Thanks for stopping by!
Gypsy’s joke wasn’t directed to you. She was just using ‘Robin’ as a segue to talk about Baskin Robbins in a rambling post of non-sequitors. It was funny and tongue in cheek and took nothing away from your post to Waffleboy. Post #8 even cleared up Gypsy’s intent (and any potential confusion) because she said she thought ‘KM posted on this thread and that her post #7 was an ode to her’ so, again, I’m not sure why you felt it was directed at you when not one subsequent post, Gypsy’s or otherwise, mentioned you or what you posted.
@Gypsy, yes, me too!
@labowner: Because the menu says “farm raised” I figure we should visit the farm to see how their raised. And if there’s a handsome Svengali cult leader running the farm then…bonus!!
I don’t think Gypsy was taking a shot at you at all Robin. It was a shot at our long winded, well traveled, incoherent friend KM.
KM and the Dingo have been running jokes for a few weeks now….
Hi back, WaffleBoy! First off, there’s no shame to be had at all! No worries (not gonna say be happy… oh wait) Who else would anybody think she would get that close with her face with (unless she was yelling at you, in which case all personal body space area gets invaded) The main reason I even noticed was because Brooks is follicly challenged shall I say? He also looks way too much like a poor man’s (pun intended) Donn – without the personality factor but with all the cheesiness and… just ewwww. I’m just trying to figure out how and why that picture would even exist in the first place. Maybe Dr. T was thinking he was taking a photo with one of those mascots that scare children ??
Aye aye aye! Thank you all who have come to my defense and apologies to Waffleboy for any detracting statements to your awesome work!
@Robin, I was not in any way making fun of you. I was taking a shot at KM just as the others have pointed out. The references you are not familiar with are ones that are used frequently when another poster (specifically, KM) on this site rants on and on and publicly displays her bouts with lucidity.
I also made mention on another recap this Monday (I believe, but, don’t hold me to the day) that I need to start reading this site over the weekend (and at night) as I seem to miss the recaps of the shows I watch most and would like to participate in the threads of those shows.
As for the “tired” remark…I think those who know me know when I am drunk Tweeting/blogging and know that this was something out of of the norm for me. I clearly posted on the wrong thread, did it again then apologized to you and everyone else. How you take that as something more than what it is, I do not know. I was tired, made a simple and harmless mistake, obviously thinking you were in on the joke, end of story.
I choose not to be cruel to others in my posts. I can be snarky, a little biting, passive aggressive once in a while, and will defend a fellow Gasmii to a troll but, take a purposeful shot at another (sane) poster is not my style. In fact, I tend to avoid it.
Now if you don’t mind, me and the crew have a Sparkle Pony to catch. We’re going to visit the chicken farm that raised the chicken we will be having for dinner tonight. I also want to send a special thank you to Nance for dialing down the bitch.
Gypsy OUT!
Gypsy – just admit it, YOU ARE KIM RICHARDS!! It is wonderful having you here and tell Kyle to stop doing splits!
Waffleboy – you are making my imaginary choice between Flipit and you as my next husband very difficult. That was brilliant!
@LAC…BWHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! *gasps* BHWAHAHAHAAHAHAAA!!!
You’ve got me. It’s Kim, from the Mickey Mouse club. I’m a Marlin Fisher and an equestrienne and a DRUNK!
LAC- despite being all of those amazing things, I cannot get Kyle to stop leaving her Snail Trail all over Beverly Hillsm dahling! Chi chi chi!
COCK!
ClassyKim!! LOL!! Girl, you are an icon. It is enough that you showed up Paris with the paparazzi, so I do not expect you to stop Kyle. At least you got the chicken!
“a response that really wasn’t so bad”…, “Gypsy, who apparently is going through some problems and was “Tired” when she posted to me. “Been there, done it, understand it. I have been “Tired” before”.
Oh please shutup for once, Sarcasatire. I clearly posted that I wasn’t bothered by Gypsys post. I don’t need you to explain it to me. We both know why you posted to this thread and your last post only solidified my opinion.
They should have a Crayon called “Transparent” with your name on it.
@Gypsy,
” I was not in any way making fun of you. ”
I am aware of that. And, as you will note, both of my posts that were directly to you ended with smiley faces.
The post about the Dingoes etc, was not directed at you. It was directed at the folks that brought dingoe, KM etc, up. You didn’t bring it up.
Take care, Robin
It might just be my screen Robin but, I see no smile faces of this variety:
My screen shows yours perfectly.
Oh, I get it, Robin. You’re just looking for attention. Carry on. Don’t be mad if you don’t get inside jokes…people have to like you to include you in their banter. Of course, Gypsy tried, and well…she reached out a hand and almost pulled back a nub. The few of us that tried to defuse the situation can now be entertained watching you look for another target.
I posted to Gypsy saying I found her post hilarious..and almost didn’t realize it was an ‘ode to KM’ at first, which made it funnier. Not sure how that makes me ‘transparent’ but whatevs..
It’s funny though, Robinez. You already cleared the air with Gypsy in post #11. But I guess since no one acknowledged you and we were having so much fun amongst ourselves, you had to come back 11 posts later..and chastise us?
“I am talking about folks that are trying to turn an honest thank you to the writer from me and a response that really wasn’t so bad, into something that has totally taken away why we are here, in this thread. ” (Huh?)
“It was directed at the folks that brought dingoe, KM etc, up.”
Clearly, you don’t like to see people having fun and getting along. But since Sheesh said a comment war would give us a chance to use “Sparkle Dingle Baby”, I’ll thank you in advance Robin for obliging us.
Why is it everytime Robin comments on something Sarcasatire has to jump in with bitchy, condescending remarks directed towards her? Just something I’ve noticed during my years at the ‘Gasm. It seems bitter and somewhat bullying somehow. You know what they say, if someone is singling you out for attack it usually stems from jealousy…which is a disease. Hope you get well soon Sarcasatire…Muah!
What was that pattern Itchy pointed out before? That every time Robin jumps on my (or other posters’ comments) and tries to start a fight (which is CLEARLY the case on this thread), then someone comes out of nowhere professing to be a long time poster (with a barely recognizable name) and says that Robin is being picked on.
It’s almost laughable at this point. But please…carry on.
Check my profile doll, I’ve been here for years. Now off to watch BB. Smooches!
Hmmm.. I would check your profile. But the honey badger in me just doesn’t give a shit.
Thanks for reminding me BB is on though..I thought it came on at 9, tonight. Smooches!
@sarc…. I will see your honey badger and raise you a dingo.
Kittkatt please explain how one becomes jealous of a stranger?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Never heard of kittkatt before. And what is this about sarClassy having to “to jump in with bitchy, condescending remarks directed towards” Robin? This is certainly not the SarClassy who contributes so much to the posts.
Where has everybody been to have missed the hilariously demented KM? She has refined the non sequiter to high art, and has outdone Faulkner in stream of consciousness delerium. She is also extremely defensive and that is where I see a common thread– although Robin shares a bit of that trait.
Gypsy– or should I say Kim– you had us fooled! Lac is so astute for finding you out. We must chat.
Sparkle Dingo Baby is the WORD!
Good lord, a couple of people need to see the gyno STAT and get the sand removed from their vaginas.
@ Gypsy: All I can say, is you gotta get out of there. You gotta, you gotta! You gotta, you gotta! You have GOT to get out of there!
@ sarcas: Quit being such a jealous bitch, or I’m taking my ring pop back, dammit!
@ other people: It’s the internet for fuck’s sake. I would suspect that most of us don’t take it nearly as seriously/personally as some of you seem to.
@ Waffleboy: MWAH! I look forward to your every post.
SuburBint OUT! *throws down the microphone, saunters offstage*
@SuburBint: How can I quit being jealous? It’s a DISEASE. But for you, I’ll try..I love the way this ring pop sparkles.
Does it sparkle like a… like a….you know.
DINGO BABY!
Dingos sparkle? Do they fart rainbows as well?
@Sarcasatire-I am sure that KM has already the jealousy disease for years, and I am sure she has the right pill to cure all that ails ya!! Psss Shes in the HH comment thread
Lab @55, dingos not only sparkle and fart rainbows, but they belch fairy dust. They are so cool.
And Dingos tears are made of? I am going to assume they shit gold.
“@ other people: It’s the internet for fuck’s sake. I would suspect that most of us don’t take it nearly as seriously/personally as some of you seem to.”
I am going to assume that I am “other people”, so I’ll respond. ;}
Yes, it is the internet for fucks sake. Not only is it the internet, this is a site that I have enjoyed for many yrs. I’ve been posting to TVG since some here were still shitting their britches if the responses in this thread are any indication.
I could care less what the internests people think of me.
What I do think is that we have disrespected WaffleBoy enough, Perhaps?
TC, Robin
And you don’t think your chastising posters on his comment thread was disrespectful to Waffleboy? Just curious..because it seemed a little counter productive. I mean, if politeness and respect was your intent.
@Robin, “I’ve been posting to TVG since some here were still shitting their britches….” um, does that mean you’re, like, really really old?
Oh dear. Looks like I’ll have to make Waffleboy a Mix Tape and sing him a song from our time at summer camp in Oregeon to get him to forgive this atroscity of a thread gone haywire (cause this is the very FIRST time it’s every happened in GASM history).
Again @Waffleboy I truly apologize for this thread running amuck. I’ve said 5 Hail Mary’s and Ten Our Father’s as pennance.
GOD FOR BID WE HAVE AN INSIDE JOKE! Is the new Dingoe. (sans ‘e’)
Also, it’s well known that Robin and Sarcas go at it from time to time but, it’s none of my nevermind. It only concerns me when Robinez can’t discern my mistake from a Code Red Terrorist attack. Though, now I am certainly more inclined to cosign for someone who had my back in this debacle than someone who goes for my throat for apologizing again and again.
Serious question: Is it en vogue to brag about how long we’ve been posting on this site now? And, under what handle are we talking about??? There are so many trolls and reincarnations, especially since the Great Gasm Site Crash of 2012. I hardly recognize anyone except for the few, the proud, the brave of us who have kept our original handles or, have just plain hung in there until the site was back up again; like true fans do.
For those who have yet to encounter KM it’s quite a sight and I get true satisfacttion when we tirelessly try to reason with the unreasonable but, I must give top honors to @crankyguy. Man he hangs in their still swinging till the tenth round bell sounds.
Is it quitting time yet? I am pouring Kir Royale’s for all of you Sparkling Dingos!
@Robin,
I figured out why your smilies don’t show.
You have to type ) for the mouth. Not }
” Is it en vogue to brag” I love En Vouge!!! Wait that’s not the context you were using the term…oh my bad.
Now I’m really confused. I thought the point of these posts were to
1. Discuss the featured show or article or letters
2. Start a comment war
3. Come up with a 100 post battle cry based on the recap or the comment war or a combination of both
4. Get to 100 posts
5. Congratulate the 100th poster or get pissed that you missed the 100th post
6. Congratulate the writer for making to 100 posts if it’s the first time…
Wash, Rinse, Repeat
Please someone let me know if the rules have changed.
Hey, Waffleboy! You’re closing in on 70 comments for a “Dear TVGasm” post. Feeling disrespected?
Seriously, if any post of mine got 50+ comments, I would be doing happy dances all day long. I seriously doubt that Waffleboy is curled up in a corner whinging about how we posters have veered from the topic at hand. He’s probably strutting down the street going “Woo-hoo!” every time his email inbox dings with a new comment notification. It’s all about the readership numbers, folks, and the more people you get commenting, the higher those numbers climb. When Zorro started accusing everyone and their brother of racism on the Hell’s Kitchen ‘caps, yes it was annoying, but I can guarantee you that Blue Canary and Pope Philly were burning votives at their TVGasm shrines* and chanting, “Just one more comment, just one more comment!” It’s an ego boost, whether the people driving the comment numbers are sincere readers, assholes, or downright trolls.
I’ve found that reading this site, comments and all, helps if you have a sense of humor, but ymmv.
*Every new recapper receives a build-your-own-shrine via FedEx. It contains an 8×10 glossy of Flipit, an industrial sized plastic jar of cheese balls, a complete home IV kit for alcohol/caffeine, and pre-signed committal orders to the psych facility of your choice. We have to provide our own candles.
Thanks some fucking bullshit right there – I never received MY build a shrine kit. NO FAIR!!!!!!!!!! **sniff** I love cheesy balls.
Waffleboy, as always you are freaking hilarious. I LOVE your Dear TVGasm columns.
SWAK, PottyMouth
That would be THAT’S some fucking bullshit. Or maybe Thanks for the fucking bullshit? I’m tired.
@ PottyMouth — Oops. Maybe not all the recappers get their cheesy balls, etc. If the TVGasm BuildAShrine Kit™ is such a big secret, Flipit really should include that information in the box. He knows I can’t keep my mouth shut. (Although thinking back,I vaguely remember a pamphlet with “Burn After Reading” printed in large red letters on the cover. Probably should have read that.)
HEY! we only got an 8×10 glossy add for cheesy balls…. is there a secret handshake we are missing out on too?;)
@ J&B — The story I heard was that you were too busy dining on canaries and sadism to stoop to eating cheesy balls.
we are dear, but we are…..
Oooooooooooooooooooh! Even though I couldn’t write my way out of a ransom note, I wanna be a ‘capper and get me some cheesy balls and an 8×10 of Flippit.
Day-amn!
Flipit sent me a very strongly worded email and told me to quit talking about his balls. (Okay, it actually said “LOL” but I knew what he meant.)
@SuburBint he’s such a prude.
@ J&B: Right? If I were him, I would be a little less concerned with what people are saying and a little more concerned as to why he thinks the adjective cheesy applies.
Okay, I just grossed myself out. My apologies to the intarwebz as a whole, and a very sincere and public apology to Flipit for maligning your balls.
if Honey Boo Boo can have feet that smell like fritos, he can have cheesy balls;)
sorry Flipit. your balls are now safe from us…..
“@Robin,
I figured out why your smilies don’t show.
You have to type ) for the mouth. Not }”
@Robin, a smiley!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
J&B, Flip’s balls have always been safe from us.
sincere readers, assholes, or downright trolls.
Suburbint, but what if we are a combination of all three?
80 and pushin’
And are cheesy balls like fromunda cheese?
@Robin…that little error might clear up a lot
@ snowshoecat after i typed that i realized the same thing…. LOL oh well. back to drinking. cheers
@J&B, cheers!
Rodel and I just came back from a grand opening of a new HY-VEE (it’s a grocery store).
No one put in their order for cheezy balls.
We did end up getting a couple of minis of Cap Morgan and Malibu.
Yooooooou guys are like totally disrespecting Vicki.
INSURANCE!!
I’ve got nothing to say but wanted to contribute to WaffleBoy’s strutting
Did someone say ‘strutting?’
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOWMtCGyl8U
@ labowner — If you can be a sincere reader, an asshole, and a troll simultaneously then my hat is off to you, my friend. You win all of the cheesy balls and the internet!
“For those who have yet to encounter KM it’s quite a sight ”
This seems mean spirited.
@ Robin — You might want to read the comments under an old (three weeks, maybe a month) Watercooler article entitled “Overpaid TV Stars” before deciding who is being mean spirited.
@ Sheesh — Totally missed the comment about your minis. Now all you need are some maxis unless you’ve convinced Rodel to engage in an OZ-type smuggling scenario, in which case I want the whole thing live tweeted. (No pictures, please. There are some things better left to the imagination.)
KM makes my head want to explode. Just doing my bit to help out. Oh, and I prefer cheezy poofs.
I am going to go Luxuriate.
Yall have a nice evening.
Robin
@Linda: Yea, It always confuses me why people wouldn’t just want to be apart of the Gasm community in a positive way..you know, discuss shows, crack jokes, make friends. Isn’t that more fun than coming out the gate, guns blazing?
I will say, it seems as if KM’s calmed down tremendously. I haven’t checked the Hotel Hell recaps yet but I haven’t heard any grumbling of a comment war over there so I assume she’s playing well with others.
You see guys..trolls CAN be rehabilitated. All they need is some tough love, Gasmii style.
Then again, if they start behaving, where’s the fun for the rest of us?
Five posts and counting…!
@sacracstire…
Everytime I watch that I am crying with laughter.
Strut dat ass…strut dat ass…strut dat ass
Then I went over and watched Sweet Brown….”and then I got the bronchitis…ain’t nobody got time for that!”
@Sheesh, well did you TELL us you were going to Hy-Vee? Huh? did you? I’da ordered the Boo Boo family pack of cheese balls had I known.
And don’t forget the maxi pads for mini smuggling. Very important.
@Robin, Robin,
“’For those who have yet to encounter KM it’s quite a sight’
This seems mean spirited.”
You are soooooo funny!! I just cannot stop the giggles. Oh dear *wipes eyes* you are almost as funny as our beloved KM herself. “…seems mean-spirited” *snort*
Nice Potty Mouth. That was awesome to read first thing in the morning! It’s hard to laugh like that when you haven’t even had your morning tea.
INSURANCE!!!!!
Congrats Waffle Boy! We did it!
YAY! Sparkle Dingo Baby!!!
*Quivers with excitement for WB*
Hi guys, wow you’ve all been very busy. Thank you so much for the nice comments, and just for reading these messes. You guys are the ones who make it all worthwhile. I mentioned thank you, right?
Spharkle you shiny dingos!
XOXOXO WaffleBoy! Glad to be part of the fuckery that got you to 100 comments. I even read the article that they’re attached to. Twice.
Um, Waffle (may I call you Waffle?) Much as I luvs ya, you must be careful. Schparkle is kinda reserved for Eden Wood’s alcholic, crazy, delusional mess of a mother, Mickie, and I’d hate for any of us to be offended. Some of us are a trifle touchy, ifyaknowwhatimean.
Anyhoo, it’s great for you to be among the super elite.
@sheesh, I can’t get enough of that video!! What’s the Sweet Brown one, I wanna check it out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udS-OcNtSWo
Hilarious!
That was hilarious. So, of course, I had to go and watch the autotune, too. Aint nobody got time for that!
@pottymouth
really?
Shine on you Crazy Dingos…………
@cherrylipgloss
I was waiting for that!
@sarcasatire, love the remix video of her interview. She is so upbeat, always makes me smile.
hope my smiley works
@Robinez how you take the one sentence that really means no harm to KM and, only implies that the collective ‘you’ should check her comments out is beyond me. Truly. Beyond. Me.
I really hate to step on Sarcas’ toes but, I’m here to let you know now you and I have issues.
You really are a troll of epic proportions do you know that? And Old Troll from ’06. It could be all gangsta liek and OG but for this site we’ll name you the OT of the Gasm.
Ioften imagine you like a rabid gamer playing Halo in your parents basement in an adult diaper so you don’t need to break for the loo on you 14 hour gaming marathons only, you’re not gaming you’re trolling for innocuous comments to spin into whatever spice of crazy you have whipped up in your cauldrin for the day. BRAVO!
You are a nut and I will make sure I tuck myself right up under any insane nonsense you type to point it out to you (when and if I have the time) ok, dear Sparkle Dingoe Babay?
(Of course I am just kidding and you can tell my my proper use of winky smiley faces:
)
“@Robinez how you take the one sentence that really means no harm to KM and, only implies that the collective ‘you’ should check her comments out is beyond me. Truly. Beyond. Me. ”
I have no clue what you just said.
“I really hate to step on Sarcas’ toes but, I’m here to let you know now you and I have issues.”
And just what might those issues be?
“You really are a troll of epic proportions do you know that? And Old Troll from ’06. It could be all gangsta liek and OG but for this site we’ll name you the OT of the Gasm.
Ioften imagine you like a rabid gamer playing Halo in your parents basement in an adult diaper so you don’t need to break for the loo on you 14 hour gaming marathons only, you’re not gaming you’re trolling for innocuous comments to spin into whatever spice of crazy you have whipped up in your cauldrin for the day. BRAVO!
You are a nut and I will make sure I tuck myself right up under any insane nonsense you type to point it out to you (when and if I have the time) ok, dear Sparkle Dingoe Babay?”
Um. Thanks for clearing that up. I am glad that I know where you stand.
Robin
Sparkle dingo baby, strut dat ass!
I’ll just leave this here..
Didn’t have much to say OT Robinez did ya?
I’m glad I know how to shut you up too