The rumors out there are that the producers don’t like you because you’re poor, you treat the crew like crap, and your husband, king, and lover hates being on the show and having to read mean tweets about his chin implant every week. So if anyone is getting a pink slip ( and don’t call it a princess slip, because it’s not), it’s probably going to be you.
And that’s a gosh darn shame. Because you might be as fake as your
hair, boobs, butt, rented car, rented house, jewelry, but when Katie Kuric-er is standing in front of an imaginary burning building, or interviewing Doctor Booty that’s about as entertaining as Real Housewives of Orange County can get in my book.
Anyway, whatever happens I’m sure a trampoline park is a can’t miss investment in today’s economy!
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