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Dear TvGasm, These women are horrible, Horrible. They’re rude white trash, and I can’t understand why that can’t even have the simple manners to humbly kiss my husband’s poop chute for getting me down to their naked, boozy, fornication weekend. My God, I can’t believe I have to deal with them. I went to Vassar! They’re Horrible.
Signed, This is About The Children Missing Limbs!
Yeah, they’re horrible, but your dad rubs his boner on people
Dear Aviva, just a second sweetie.
Hey Carole! Are you looking at this? This is what you need to be giving us. Do you see the rage? the indignation? The almost total disregard for reality? From now on, when you’re on camera, ask yourself, what would Aviva do?
Okay Aviva, I’m back, and yes, the other women are horrible, but as for the rest of it? You need to step off I-lean.
I’m sorry dear, but you don’t get to call anyone on TV up to and including the cast of Honey BooBoo, white trash, because girl we’ve seen your family. I hate to break it to you pumpkin, but your dad is a walking 180 pound Cialis pill with about four gin rickeys in him at any given moment. If there is any justice in the world, next season we’ll get to see an episode where you spend some time with the 17-year-old Thai bar girl who is going to be your new step-mother, if you ever let your dad travel outside the country alone.
Aside from that, keep yelling at people, and making unreasonable demands; you’re good at that.
Dear TvGasm, Ugh, They’re terrible. All Terrible. LuAnn? Terrible? Heather? Terrible! Aviva? TERIBLE. Just Terrible
Signed I’m the Carrie Bra…
Dear Ramona, please, don’t even go there, okay? Just, no.
And as for everything else? Oh girl. do you need a hug? You’ve had a rough season. I mean Jill was finally gone, and after all that waiting you were all set to be the biggest B on the show, and then BOOM! Aviva went for a plane ride, and you could never catch up. You got off to such a good start this season too. Feuding with LuAnn, not getting invited to London, being a complete a-hole about not getting invited to London, shouting things and then reminding us all that you have no filter. It would have been perfect if Aviva hadn’t shown up. Sigh, oh well. Maybe next year. Probably not, because Andy would have to be a complete waterhead not to bring Aviva back, but maybe. Stay unfiltered sweetie!
Yeah, this just wasn’t crazy enough this year pumpkin,.I’m so sorry
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