Dear TvGasm: Kyle Richards and Friends

Dear TVgasm

By WaffleBoy | Monday, January 21, 2013 | 6:00 am | 3 Comments

Tagged: Baywatch Nights, Brandi is like Mecha-Godzilla, Dear TvGasm, Drunk Kim Richards, funny, Horrible Sober Kyle Richards, in no way true, Lil Kyle, lisa vanderpump, Obama is a socialist Martian, parody, poor people don\t buy condos, sock puppets speak the truth, spoof, tvgasm

DT: Oh Man, I’d forgotten about that show. So Kyle how are you and Camile getting along this season?
HKR: Oh course, Camille is always easy to get along with
Lil Kyle: Sure, she did some soft core porn back in the day, but that hooka got a 50 million dollar settlement, and that could buy a lot of condos from MoMo.
DT: That really seems to be important to you.
Lil Kyle: Look, I’m not saying we’re broke, but we do have to keep the cash flow flowing. I mean have you seen the front of Kyle’s house? Gypsy clans have less leased cars parked in front of their houses then these two ding-a-lings.
DT: I’m just going to pretend you didn’t say that. So Kyle, what is it like working with the new housewife, Yolanda?
HKR: Oh Yolanda is amazing! She is such a dream mother and wife.
Lil Kyle: Hey, I’ve got a question, if that Master Cleanse is so great, how come Yolanda still has that four foot stick up her butt?

DT: AH! It’s starting to make sense!
Lil Kyle: Hey aren’t you going to ask me about that no talent hack Andy Cohen?
HKR: I don’t think it’s a very good idea to talk about Andy.
Lil Kyle: What’s that? Does Kyle want to talk now? Kyle doesn’t talk, Kyle sings.
HKR: But I don’t want to.
Lil Kyle: Sing Chubsey! Sing The song!
HKR: Oh I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener, that is what I truly want to beeeee…
DT: Let me check. Yep, this is officially a new low for Dear TvGasm.
Lil Kyle: Obama is a socialist Martian!
DT: And we’re done!

Taylor in a suitcase. because when it stops being funny, I’ll stop using it

Pages: 1 2

Comments (3)
More About Author

About WaffleBoy

Waffle's family would like to go on record and say he was raised by raccoons. You eat out of the garbage one time, and everyone suddenly gets judgmental. He's just going to point out, for the last time, with God as his witness, there was ice cream in that carton. However, the fact of the matter is he was born and has lived about 90% of my life in the Bay Area in Northern California. He's a long time cube monkey (office worker), who spends too much time trying to maximize the money he spends on his cable bill, and has a not so healthy love of all things that are dumb and fun, translation: needless explosions, cable neeckedness, and any time Steven Segal attempts to express human emotion only by squinting.

3 Comments

1

SquareHead

Posted January 21, 2013 at 10:14 pm

Fucking hysterical! A housewife parody with a truth telling sock puppet, inspired!!
2

Aunt Dorsey

Posted January 23, 2013 at 12:28 pm

I missed the part where Vyle did the splits…..bwahahaha…. just kidding. And here I was thinking the Sock Puppets were the Morally Corrupt Fake Rancid and her husband Mo’reeceeo.
3

WaffleBoy

Posted January 23, 2013 at 6:07 pm

@SquareHead, aww thank you!

@Aunt Dorsey You know I really wanted to have a picture of Kyle doing the splits but I couldn’t find a good one for the recap

Thanks everyone for reading