DT: Oh Man, I’d forgotten about that show. So Kyle how are you and Camile getting along this season?
HKR: Oh course, Camille is always easy to get along with
Lil Kyle: Sure, she did some soft core porn back in the day, but that hooka got a 50 million dollar settlement, and that could buy a lot of condos from MoMo.
DT: That really seems to be important to you.
Lil Kyle: Look, I’m not saying we’re broke, but we do have to keep the cash flow flowing. I mean have you seen the front of Kyle’s house? Gypsy clans have less leased cars parked in front of their houses then these two ding-a-lings.
DT: I’m just going to pretend you didn’t say that. So Kyle, what is it like working with the new housewife, Yolanda?
HKR: Oh Yolanda is amazing! She is such a dream mother and wife.
Lil Kyle: Hey, I’ve got a question, if that Master Cleanse is so great, how come Yolanda still has that four foot stick up her butt?
DT: AH! It’s starting to make sense!
Lil Kyle: Hey aren’t you going to ask me about that no talent hack Andy Cohen?
HKR: I don’t think it’s a very good idea to talk about Andy.
Lil Kyle: What’s that? Does Kyle want to talk now? Kyle doesn’t talk, Kyle sings.
HKR: But I don’t want to.
Lil Kyle: Sing Chubsey! Sing The song!
HKR: Oh I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener, that is what I truly want to beeeee…
DT: Let me check. Yep, this is officially a new low for Dear TvGasm.
Lil Kyle: Obama is a socialist Martian!
DT: And we’re done!
Taylor in a suitcase. because when it stops being funny, I’ll stop using it