That being said, whatever happens, you should patch things up with Hoyt. Maybe you can bring him a gift? My vote is for a polo shirt.
I’m the Vampire Authority, and I’m doing God’s work.
Signed, Detective Stabler
Wow. things are a lot sexier when you don’t have to have a scene where you slowly explain to Ice Tea just what the hell is going on
Dear, Whatever Your Name Is, well if you say so. Before the season started I read where the show’s producer Alan Ball said your character was based on Republican Senator Marco Rubio. Either this means that Marco Rubio has a secret vampire bible, and an even secreter gym membership, or that Alan Ball is full on batshit crazy. You know what? I’m going with the later on this one. Anyway, best of luck with your overly complicated master plan.
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