Deena Got Fined For Dancing In The Street

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By Nads | Tuesday, July 3, 2012 | 2:32 pm | 8 Comments

Tagged: dancing in the street, Deena Cortese, drunk, fine, jersey shore

Remember when Deena got arrested for dancing in the street? Well, want to know what her massive fine was? $139.00 Yeah, THAT’S IT! It was a $106 dollar fine for not using the sidewalk, and $33.00 in court costs. She got off easy!!! That’s barely her bar tab for happy hour. If I were her, I’d start dancing drunk in the middle of the street to celebrate. Nice work, Deena–way to pick and choose your drunk battles.

I hope she learned her lesson! Next time she wants to get wasted and dance, her ass should stay on the sidewalk!

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

8 Comments

1

SuburBint

Posted July 3, 2012 at 4:05 pm

That’ll show her!
2

Sugarbush

Posted July 3, 2012 at 4:55 pm

Yeah, that’ll teach her to start wearing panties and stop getting sloppy drunk in public…
3

cherrylipgloss

Posted July 3, 2012 at 6:35 pm

wow….thick thighs!
4

Classy Drunk

Posted July 3, 2012 at 7:34 pm

What’s the fine for dancing on the ceiling?
5

Chicken Lips

Posted July 3, 2012 at 8:21 pm

She should sue Martha and the Vandellas for giving her the idea to dance in the street and that it doesn’t matter what you wear. They probably still have deep pockets.
6

snowshoecat

Posted July 4, 2012 at 10:41 am

*Tap* “Ouch!”

There!
7

hot cawfee

Posted July 4, 2012 at 12:08 pm

@3 Cherry— am thinking that was the real penalty for those line backer thighs!!!!!

I guess the state of NJ has no respect for anyone doing the Jersey Turnpike in whatever condition!!
8

Enrique's Mole

Posted July 4, 2012 at 1:30 pm

Classy Drunk, +1