Deena Is Holding Down The Drunk Fort While Snooks Is With Child

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By Nads | | 4:15 am | 4 Comments
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Deena Coretese got arrested in Seaside Heights for disorderly conduct this past weekend. I guess little drunk Deena was dancing in the streets, and got arrested after the cops had decided enough was enough. Man, it seems like this last season of Jersey Shore is going to be insane. Looks like the cast is bringing it in a major way. Whatever works, I guess. Go big or go home! Why do something half-ass when you can go all the way?

You want my thoughts on this whole thing? The Situation should have waited to go to rehab, and Snooks should have asked her meatball to wear a condom because the two of them are missing out on all the fun! The good news is that the network and production company are sticking to what works best: drunk guidos. 

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

4 Comments

  1. 1
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted June 11, 2012 at 4:24 am

    That’s one of the better pictures of Deena. She actually looks put together.

  2. 2
    hot cawfee
    Posted June 11, 2012 at 10:01 am

    Classy– I agree–she looks quite nice here. Sigh…….looks like the season is off to a great start and our little Deena is carving out her niche.

  3. 3
    MrsMiaWallace
    Posted June 11, 2012 at 12:02 pm

    Since I have never seen this series, I now understand why everyone thinks Heather from RHONY is her mom! Total twins!

  4. 4
    itchy itchy
    Posted June 11, 2012 at 2:16 pm

    Except Deena is about as tall as a shot glass.

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