Demi Is Divorcing Ashton

Watercooler

By Nads | Thursday, November 17, 2011 | 2:27 pm | 10 Comments
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Today was a slow news day until Demi came around!! Demi told E! News that she’s leaving Ashton. She said, “It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that I have decided to end my six-year marriage to Ashton. As a woman, a mother and a wife there are certain values and vows that I hold sacred, and it is in this spirit that I have chosen to move forward with my life. This is a trying time for me and my family, and so I would ask for the same compassion and privacy that you would give to anyone going through a similar situation.”

Ashton tweeted (Pretty sure it was him and not his management):

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Well there you have it! It wasn’t a slow news day after all! Thanks, Demi!!!

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10 Comments

  1. 1
    2muchbravo
    Posted November 17, 2011 at 3:18 pm

    *SAD HORNS* Woulda thunkit?

  2. 2
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted November 17, 2011 at 3:46 pm

    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz……

  3. 3
    Z
    Posted November 17, 2011 at 5:35 pm

    but what will demi change her twitter name to

  4. 4
    JimbobJones Jimbob Jones
    Posted November 17, 2011 at 6:47 pm

    Ashton got too old for her.

  5. 5
    Robin Robinez
    Posted November 17, 2011 at 6:56 pm

    She knew when she went on The View that he messed around on her.

    They asked her about Ashton but only mentioned it as it pertained to Two and a Half men. The elephant was in the room at the time. The news about his infidelity had already broke. Of course they asked about him, in a softball way. But, they had to ask in case she spilled something.

    Anyway, she went on about how the first scene of the show was around the fact that he was naked. She informed us that he insisted that he actually be nude. “Heee heee, lolol,,hahaha” from everyone around. She said that there were alot of people that saw him naked that day.

    The first thing I thought was “damage control”. In case his little fling mentioned a physical characteristic that could only be seen when naked and this way it could be explained because everybody saw him naked (whether the naked scene is true, idk) or maybe, while he was naked at work he bumped into this gal and ended up in a prop hot tub and she is just making a big thing out of a very small thing..

    Yeah, that last part is a stretch. But those crazy celebrities think we will fall for anything..I am glad nobody watched the KK wedding..

  6. 6
    CattyFan cattyfan
    Posted November 17, 2011 at 7:40 pm

    I never understood why she married him in the first place.

  7. 7
    NotWithoutMyTV
    Posted November 17, 2011 at 8:01 pm

    It’s cool that you can totally say “he fucked some other women so I’m leaving him”, without actually accusing him of it in so many words, while simultaneously making yourself look like a virtuous angel in the same strategically constructed sentence. You wonder how long it took her “team” to come up with that…

  8. 8
    Robin Robinez
    Posted November 17, 2011 at 11:34 pm

    @NotWithoutMyTV,

    Actually when I read it, I thought that it pretty much said “he fucked some other woman so I’m leaving him”. This was one of the better “he fucked some other woman so I am leaving him” press releases that I have seen lately. She spelled it out, really.

    It was refreshing. ;>

  9. 9
    outhousekitty
    Posted November 18, 2011 at 6:40 am

    Good. Now maybe she can choke down a cheeseburger or something.

  10. 10
    sheesh
    Posted November 18, 2011 at 8:14 am

    @cattyfan…I know, right!

    When they announced they were married I think “Why in the fuck would you do that?” went through most people’s heads.

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