Demi Moore Wants Spousal Support From Ashton

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By Nads | | 2:10 pm | 54 Comments
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Demi Moore wants spousal support from Ashton! Ha!!! LOVE IT! Homegirl has a lot more money that he does, but screw it…she should go for it. It sounds like Ashton was the d-bag in the relationship, so he should cough it up. TMZ is reporting that they’re negotiating, but I just thought the whole notion of asking for money when you have more was funny. I can’t believe they lasted as long as they did. It took a lot longer for him to get over his mommy issues than I thought.

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

54 Comments

  1. 1
    CattyFan cattyfan
    Posted March 7, 2013 at 4:26 pm

    Actually, given how many shows he has produced, his royalities from That 70s Show, his endorsements, and his fees from Two and a Half Men, he may have more money than her by now.

    However, she has plenty of money. and she knew what she was getting when she married someone young enough to be her son. Perhaps she should just lick her wounds and slink away quietly.

  2. 2
    crankyguy crankyguy
    Posted March 7, 2013 at 4:35 pm

    He should have to give her half of everything that he has earned since he married her and everything he will earn until he dies. Why? Because nobody gave a shit about him before he married her. He was just another D-lister. The “star” of That ’70s Show was Topher Grace. Why don’t we give a shit about Topher Grace? Because he didn’t marry Demi Moore, that’s why.

  3. 3
    thisbuggs4u
    Posted March 7, 2013 at 4:35 pm

    Didn’t they have an open marriage? But the final straw was one of his hoes let him in uncovered? These two were just weird to me. He seemed more like one of her daughters boyfriends then being her husband.

    I agree that he should have more in the bank now also. With his Nikon deal, and the fact that That 70′s show is now on reruns…I guess take his cheating ass to the cleaners…!?

  4. 4
    labowner
    Posted March 7, 2013 at 4:52 pm

    So banging the young guys didn’t work, now she is going for the jugular?

  5. 5
    considerthis
    Posted March 7, 2013 at 5:13 pm

    Pathetic – Demi you desparate attempts to be noticed and relevant are really a waste of time.

  6. 6
    kczar
    Posted March 7, 2013 at 5:30 pm

    She probably blew through her money doing whipits. Eh, I say go for it. Plastic surgery doesn’t pay for itself.

  7. 7
    Robin Robin
    Posted March 7, 2013 at 5:47 pm

    Is it just me, or does it look like she has a golf ball where her cheekbone should be? Maybe I am too critical and it was bad lighting..ahem.

  8. 8
    thisbuggs4u
    Posted March 7, 2013 at 5:53 pm

    No, Robin, looks that way… Looks like cheek implants, but since she stopped eating, that is the only thing left in her face..

  9. 9
    CattyFan cattyfan
    Posted March 7, 2013 at 6:08 pm

    Is that a golfball in your face or are you just happy…to…wait…never mind.

  10. 10
    Derek Hazelton
    Posted March 7, 2013 at 6:35 pm

    @considerthis, I don’t think asking for something you’re legally entitled to equates to her trying to stay relevant. If she went on Lynn Toler’s Divorce Court, maybe then you’d have an argument.

  11. 11
    yummy
    Posted March 7, 2013 at 7:14 pm

    Really, Demi? Crazy ass. You can make your own money. Stop it with the nonsense, just let go.

  12. 12
    yummy
    Posted March 7, 2013 at 7:21 pm

    Oh and Crankyguy, not sure if you’re remembering things wrong, but I recall nobody ever caring about Topher Grace. Ashton was always the breakout star of That 70′s Show, even before he was with Demi…

  13. 13
    considerthis
    Posted March 7, 2013 at 7:25 pm

    I guess if this story is picked up by the ‘gasm news thread – that is my definition of “relevant”. I just fail to believe poor wittle Demi needs to start legal proceedings “just because”.

    Obviously not a fan of her actions here but to each their own.

  14. 14
    crankyguy crankyguy
    Posted March 7, 2013 at 7:28 pm

    @yummy — Topher Grace was cast as the star. He didn’t have enough sense to marry an A-lister, though. It’s the same thing with Jennifer Aniston. Nobody gave a shit before she married Brad Pitt.

  15. 15
    yummy
    Posted March 7, 2013 at 7:31 pm

    He was cast as the star, but was he the star? No. I don’t even like Ashton, but he was the star of that show.

    And Jennifer Aniston was famous long before she married Brad.

  16. 16
    crankyguy crankyguy
    Posted March 7, 2013 at 7:33 pm

    @yummy — Ashton was a big dumb ass who was in a Fox TV show and made shitty movies. Then he married Demi Moore and his world changed. She MADE him.

  17. 17
    yummy
    Posted March 7, 2013 at 7:37 pm

    I think you’re right to an extent. But what was she doing at the time? I think they made each other, honestly. Well, she made him, and he remade her. She would have faded into oblivion if it weren’t for him.

  18. 18
    crankyguy crankyguy
    Posted March 7, 2013 at 7:42 pm

    He used her for all she was worth and then casts her aside like a dirty shirt. Her beauty is gone and she is now a ridiculous rubber lady, while he is in his prime. Pay up, you opportunistic, adulterous cad.

  19. 19
    yummy
    Posted March 7, 2013 at 7:50 pm

    I don’t think her beauty is gone, I think she’s still gorgeous. But she hasn’t landed a decent role since before she married Ashton. He was the one who was “hot” at the time, not her.

  20. 20
    crankyguy crankyguy
    Posted March 7, 2013 at 8:01 pm

    Still gorgeous? She has a fucking golf ball on her face. This is what Ashton has done to her. She didn’t have a golf ball on her face when she married him. I want her to take him to the cleaners. I want him living out of a VW bus when she gets through with him.

  21. 21
    Nelliebelle1197
    Posted March 7, 2013 at 8:05 pm

    Cranky? You okay?

  22. 22
    yummy
    Posted March 7, 2013 at 8:07 pm

    You know what? I really don’t like him. Hang him out to dry, Demi! lol

  23. 23
    crankyguy crankyguy
    Posted March 7, 2013 at 8:08 pm

    What? Did I say something wrong?

  24. 24
    lindaw205
    Posted March 7, 2013 at 9:20 pm

    Demi doesn’t need alimony and has plenty of money. She WANTS alimony because Ashton was a cheating cad who made her put golf balls on her face. And I’m sure she has earned every penny she will get.

    Jennifer was famous for a hair cut and being on Friends but she became FAMOUS when she got with Brad. He was the best thing to happen to her career. She’s made one bad movie after another but she’s still A list because she used to be Mrs. Brad Pitt.

  25. 25
    sweetblondie
    Posted March 8, 2013 at 10:19 am

    The Butterfly Effect was OKAY…has Ashton ever been in a GOOD movie?

    Topher was in Traffic, In Good Company, Mona Lisa Smile and of course, Predators.

    Have to agree with Crank, marriage to Demi made Ashton. Without this marriage Ashton is just that tall, skinny guy from That 70′s show…

    @Lindaw205: agreed. the Ex-Mrs Brad Pitt owes everything to that marriage too…hell, I’d go so far as to say Angelina \stealing\ Brad helped keep Aniston relevant long past her due date…

  26. 26
    sagittariuskim sagittariuskim
    Posted March 8, 2013 at 10:28 am

    @Sweetblondie: What Happens in Vegas and Guess Who.

  27. 27
    sweetblondie
    Posted March 8, 2013 at 10:36 am

    @Sagittariuskim: I consider Dude, Where’s my Car a better movie than either of those.

    Kutcher is no Poitier in any universe. :)

  28. 28
    Nelliebelle1197
    Posted March 8, 2013 at 10:46 am

    Cranky, you didn’t say anything wrong- just never have seen you so passionate- not even about public assistance! ;)

  29. 29
    sagittariuskim sagittariuskim
    Posted March 8, 2013 at 12:07 pm

    @sweetblondie: True, but Bernie Mac was good in it. And I thought they played well off each other.

  30. 30
    sweetblondie
    Posted March 8, 2013 at 12:19 pm

    @Sag: RIP Bernie :(

    His stand up in Kings of Comedy STILL have me laughing out loud…

  31. 31
    SquareHead
    Posted March 8, 2013 at 4:08 pm

    Demi grabbed hold of Ashton when he was a huge star and she was all washed up. The fact that none of her daughters are speaking to her, yet speak to Ashton, tells me that she is out of control. Marriages fail all the time, she got all of Bruce Willis’ money in that divorce and has plenty to take care of herself now. Since we weren’t in their marriage we have no idea what went down, all we know is she is off the rails and on drugs, again. Get over yourself bitch, you are a middle aged woman, deal with it!

  32. 32
    crankyguy crankyguy
    Posted March 8, 2013 at 4:36 pm

    She is a middle-aged woman with a mutilated golf ball face who is entitled to half of everything Ashton Kutcher is worth and will ever be worth. If Bruce Willis had to pay out big, then why does Kutcher expect to get off scot-free? Bruce Willis delivered her to Kutcher with a beautiful face, and now Kutcher dumps her back on the dating world with golf balls on her face. I want JUSTICE, damnit.

  33. 33
    labowner
    Posted March 8, 2013 at 5:29 pm

    Cranky the entitle to some wealth for life happens after 10 years of marriage here in California. That is why that asshat named Tom Cruise dumped Nicole right before their 10-year anniversary. The CofS couldn’t deal with giving her money for life.

  34. 34
    labowner
    Posted March 8, 2013 at 5:29 pm

    By the way Cranky, is Demi on your fantasy sex list or do you just dislike Ashton that much?

  35. 35
    JimbobJones JimbobJones
    Posted March 9, 2013 at 3:59 pm

    I’ve got to agree that Ashton helped Demi more than Demi helped him in 2003 when they started dating. He was already hot from That 70s Show and Punked, and The Butterfly Effect ended up opening at #1 in 2004 (after they’d started dating, but before they were married in 2005). I’m not saying his work was quality, but it was successful at the time, and that had nothing to do with her.

    Outside the “bad guy” role in the awful Charlie’s Angels 2, Demi hadn’t been in a notable thing since G.I. Jane 6 years earlier, and certainly nothing truly successful for a LONG time before that.

    Demi saw a rising star and latched on. I’m not saying he wasn’t a dick during the marriage, but you can’t rewrite history that she was at the peak of her career when they met.

  36. 36
    JimbobJones JimbobJones
    Posted March 9, 2013 at 4:00 pm

    Of course, I’m afraid to criticize Demi, because I think cranky is in love with her.

  37. 37
    crankyguy crankyguy
    Posted March 9, 2013 at 7:21 pm

    @Jimbob, are you seriously telling me that acting in an ensemble cast on a Fox sitcom has as much cachet as being a well established movie star? And what other That ’70s Show actor is hot all the sudden? Mila Kunis — only because she is screwing Ashton Kutcher. It’s a domino effect: Demi made Ashton, and now Ashton is making Mila. It amazes me that anybody even questions me on this, since I am so obviously right.

  38. 38
    crankyguy crankyguy
    Posted March 9, 2013 at 7:44 pm

    I had forgotten about the Butterfly Effect. A truly shitty movie, just like every other movie that I have seen with Ashton Kutcher in it. Yet people paid to see it because it was starring the kid who was dating Demi Moore. What other reason could there be? Damn, I wish I was the judge deciding how much of Kutcher’s money to hand over to Moore. He would be one broke son of a bitch.

  39. 39
    Valleygirl
    Posted March 10, 2013 at 5:55 pm

    I thought Black Swan made Mila really popular again? She never needed Ashton to do that for her and I’m pretty sure people respect her a lot more than they respect him.

  40. 40
    crankyguy crankyguy
    Posted March 10, 2013 at 6:55 pm

    Really popular again? When was the first time? The best and fastest way for a TV actor to “happen” is to get sexually involved with somebody who is on the A-list. Hey, I don’t make the rules.

  41. 41
    Libithina
    Posted March 10, 2013 at 7:36 pm

    As an avid Us Weekly reader, she was in almost every issue, prior to her mackin with Ashton. She dated THE Macaulay Culkin and wore really pretty dresses. Before that she was in 17, CosmoGirl and the like. She had a different type of fame back then. Oh! and a shit ton of robot chicken voices!

    But now they only talk about her sweatpants.

    Did you see her interview with a bbc intern for Oz? Super fun. KNOW THAT

  42. 42
    crankyguy crankyguy
    Posted March 10, 2013 at 7:50 pm

    How do you know if she is an avid Us Weekly reader?

  43. 43
    sagittariuskim sagittariuskim
    Posted March 10, 2013 at 7:59 pm

    She became popular with Forgetting Sarah
    Marshall.

    I don’t remember hearing about Will Smith , George Clooney, Michelle Williams, Katherine Heigel, Michael Cera, James Franco, etc dating an A lister.

    Wouldn’t the start of an actor’s depend on if you’re the demographic, for their early work? I didn’t know who Demi Moore was until she started dating Ashton Kutcher. Her movies were before my time and she wasn’t in the spotlight anymore. I heard of Ghost but I didn’t know she was in it.

  44. 44
    crankyguy crankyguy
    Posted March 10, 2013 at 8:28 pm

    Screwing an A-lister is not the only path to stardom. However, that is the route chosen by Ashton Kutcher and Jennifer Aniston. Jennifer Aniston ought have had to pay Brad Pitt spousal support for the same reason Kutcher should be paying Moore.

  45. 45
    Libithina
    Posted March 10, 2013 at 8:34 pm

    Oh! Okay, I am an avid Us Weekly reader and my proof is…idk, the wrapping paper I make with old issues rather than buying official rolls at target? I’d rather spend my money on blue dream personally

  46. 46
    Robin Robin
    Posted March 10, 2013 at 9:48 pm

    She was Bad Ass in GI Jane.

    They filmed many of the scene’s in Lowry Lake at Camp Blanding, Fla. Never saw her; but the hubby was allowed on base while they were filming the helicopter stuff and I was able to join him. We had a blast sitting on the beach with a bunch of other folks, having a picnic and swimming while waiting for the next copter to drop more people into the water a couple hundred yards away.

  47. 47
    sweetblondie
    Posted March 11, 2013 at 8:53 am

    Demi was totally A-List when they met. Still is, arguably.

    I remember my friends and coworkers talking about her for days after her roll in Charlie’s Angels II…I don’t ever remember talking for days about anything Ashton’s been in.

  48. 48
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted March 11, 2013 at 9:07 am

    @Derek…nice way to work Divorce Court into the conversation. The people on that show are cray.

    I do agree with Cranky that more actors/actresses become A-listers through movies. It’s quite a task to do it with television.

  49. 49
    Lumpy Space Princess Lumpy Space Princess
    Posted March 12, 2013 at 10:49 am

    “She is a middle-aged woman with a mutilated golf ball face.”

    This will now be my favorite scathing insult to use in any situation, applicable or otherwise.

  50. 50
    TheMiki TheMiki
    Posted March 12, 2013 at 11:04 am

    I tend to think of Spousal Support as a bit of a racket in most cases. Isn’t it supposed to be for spouses who don’t have a means to support themselves or who were instrumental in the wealth produced by their partner? I know that, as a gay, I still have to worry about being allowed to legally marry my partner before I can start worrying about having to pay her money for having a failed relationship with me, but the idea that I would owe someone a monthly salary for previously sharing a bed with me just seems like some sort of prostitution layaway program.

    That being said, fuck Ashton in his big, dumb, deep-V wearing face. I’m with Crankyguy just because fuck Ashton. Mila Kunis, on the other hand, I didn’t even know was fucking Ashton. I love that woman because she’s talented and sarcastic and gorgeous and speaks fluent Russian. The fact that I now have to deal with Ashton Kutcher having “hit that” makes her slightly less hot in my book.

  51. 51
    captain save-uh-hoe
    Posted March 12, 2013 at 11:15 am

    I don’t have a horse in this race, BUT Mila Kunis definitely didn’t need Ashton Kutcher to make her \popular.\ She’s been solidly on the rise since Forgetting Sarah Marshall and that terrible Friends with Benefits movie. Black Swan made it official, aside from being awarded Sexiest Woman alive. No, I think it’s pretty safe to say Ashton didn’t propel her to stardom. Silly rabbit.

  52. 52
    crankyguy crankyguy
    Posted March 12, 2013 at 11:21 am

    @captain, Sexiest Woman Alive™ has nothing to do with actually being the sexiest woman alive. Nothing. It’s all in who you know. She knows Ashton Kutcher. Ashton Kutcher knows Demi Moore.

  53. 53
    captain save-uh-hoe
    Posted March 12, 2013 at 11:49 am

    Mila was on everyone’s radar before she started banging Ashton. End of story. I guess you could try and make some sort of argument that she’s more of a “Star” now because she’s with Ashton… but I think you’d have a difficult time doing that. Either way, I’m not nearly invested enough in this topic to continue “debating it” lol. Your passionate love of Demi overrides any interest I have about the matter, so cheers!

  54. 54
    crankyguy crankyguy
    Posted March 12, 2013 at 12:03 pm

    @captain, I don’t like Demi or Ashton. I think they deserve each other, but in addition, Demi deserves half of what Ashton earns — forever. If he marries Mila, then he will be entitled to half of everything Mila earns forever. That’s just how it works in the imaginary Crankyguy Divorce Court of the Stars.

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