Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.
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I’m wondering how much she owes in legal fees for this bs.
If she called the legal team at 1-800-SU-UR-ASS, she pays no legal fees unless there’s a settlement. She can’t lose!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes, the Supreme Court has full discretion over the cases they hear and they typically only select a case if they feel it involves an important question of federal/Constitutional law. You have to petition the court to hear your case, and they only grant about 1% of the petitions each term.
This has been your SCOTUS lesson of the day.
Honestly, I feel bad for her because at this point, she’s really damned if she does and damned if she doesn’t.
If she gives up, then she’ll have to slink off with her tail between her legs while everyone laughs.
And if she keeps going, she’ll more than likely lose and will still have to slink off with her tail between her legs while everyone laughs. It will probably feel better to her to keep going, because at least she’ll have done everything she could, but the outcome will still be the same:
People gonna be laughing at her and she’s gonna be broke as fuck.
Poor thing.