Dina Lohan Tries to Understand Sobriety

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By Flipit | Tuesday, November 9, 2010 | 5:00 pm | 1 Comments
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Dina Lohan has gone on every talk show ever filmed to claim that Linsday isn’t an addict. She’s just a young girl having fun! Well, Linds has been forced to actually do some time in Betty Ford, and this one must be doing something right. Dina tells TVGuide: “She’s just a different person!” You know why, Dina? CUZ SHE’S NOT COKED UP. Dumbass.

What’s different about her? Doesn’t say. Fewer nose bleeds, a face that doesn’t look like cigarette ash, and end to the obsession with leggings? Who knows? One thing we can be pretty sure of is that Dina hasn’t changed much at all. “I pray hard.” You know even God’s rolling his eyes at that one.

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    NotWithoutMyTV notwithoutmytv
    Posted November 10, 2010 at 7:08 am

    My dead pool at work has Lindsay WAY, WAY out in front.

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