Discovery Is Launching A New Network For Rich Dudes

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By Nads | Thursday, April 14, 2011 | 12:00 pm | 1 Comments
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Discovery Communications is going to be launching a new network geared toward rich dudes with incomes of $150,000+ called, Velocity. This new high-end male network will be replacing HD Theater. Considering that I’ve never even heard of HD Theater, I’m sure Velocity will automatically bring in ratings based on title alone.

I suppose Discovery needed another vehicle to bring in ad dollars, especially now that OWN is tanking. I know this sounds ridiculous, but I bet this network will kick OWN‘s ass even in it’s first year. I have no interest in watching as I’m not in the demo, but here’s to you my sugar daddys of America

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

One Comment

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    Jan Uytven
    Posted April 15, 2011 at 11:15 am

    Spike with high-priced product placements.

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