Disturbing Ear Attack: Simon VanKempen is REAL!!!

Watercooler

By Flipit | Tuesday, February 26, 2013 | 7:55 pm | 8 Comments
Posted in: Watercooler

This is not new news, but it’s still freaking disturbing. Here we are at the end of a Tuesday trying to wind down and a Simon VanKempen link arrives. Good Lord. Why did I press play WHY?!?!?

If you’re into sweaty tone deaf middle aged men in pleather pants claiming to be stars have I got the song for you!

How did I miss this back in April of 2011?!?!? Sorry to bring it up years after you people probably watched it, but I figure if I have to be scarred so do you. 

Please. Please. PLEASE: be quiet. Forever. Thank you. 

***Thanks Abbie J for terrifying me with this link on the Watch What Crappens facebook page. Love

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8 Comments

  1. 1
    lindaw205
    Posted February 26, 2013 at 8:26 pm

    Flipit. No. Just no.

  2. 2
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted February 26, 2013 at 8:35 pm

    Anyone that can rhyme ‘reality’ with ‘actuality’ AND ‘celebrity’ is either a genius or deaf.

  3. 3
    kthxbai kthxbai
    Posted February 26, 2013 at 8:39 pm

    I didn’t even know Simon liked Depeche Mode. And now he’s gone and done a new arrangement of Strange Love.

  4. 4
    Jutz
    Posted February 26, 2013 at 9:02 pm

    http://therealhousewivesblog.blogspot.com/2011/05/simon-van-kempen-gives-shockingly-awful.html

  5. 5
    Aunt Dorsey
    Posted March 1, 2013 at 2:03 pm

    I’d rather listen to one of Courtney Stodden’s videos (not) than listen to him warbling again. I WOULD watch the video of his wife slipping and falling on her ass getting out of the hot tub. Now there’s a happy thought. Happy mood restored.

  6. 6
    crankyguy crankyguy
    Posted March 1, 2013 at 2:10 pm

    He sings better than Carrie Fisher did on that video which was taken down on another thread — just to give you a point of comparison. Of course, there are only about 1 in a 1000 professional singers that I even want to listen to anyway, let alone some aging, alcoholic actress or some husband of a Bravo Housewife.

  7. 7
    BelowSeaLevel BelowSeaLevel
    Posted March 1, 2013 at 4:33 pm

    I’ll be tardy for this party.

  8. 8
    emerthorne
    Posted March 4, 2013 at 6:33 am

    Nothing beats George Takei making divas weep with ‘Gone With the Wind Fabulous.’

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