Dog the Bounty Hunter Bails Out Nicolas Cage

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By Nads | | 4:30 am | 4 Comments
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This past Saturday morning, Nicolas Cage was arrested for domestic abuse battery, disturbing the peace, and public drunkenness in New Orleans. The New Orleans P.D. released this statement to E!, “Cage and his wife were standing in front of a residence that he insisted was the property the couple was renting. She disagreed, and Cage grabbed her by the upper arm and pulled her to what he believed was the correct address. There were no signs of injury on his wife’s arm. The actor then began striking vehicles and later attempted to get into a taxi. At that point, an officer who had been flagged down by onlookers drove up on the couple, immediately observed that Cage was heavily intoxicated and ordered him out of the cab, which prompted Cage to start yelling. The officers subsequently took Cage to Central Lock-up.”

Did Nicolas not remember that he’s not on set? He can’t go around punching cars, and freaking out in public. And how drunk must you be to get arrested for public drunkenness in New Orleans?

The best part about this story is that Dog the Bounty Hunter bailed Mr. Cage’s broke ass out of jail. Nicolas has hit an all time low. The dude owes millions to the IRS, and can’t even afford $11,000 to get himself out of jail. It’s super sad. Dog said, “I am a truly dedicated fan of Mr. Cage and will not be granting any interviews about my client as I wish to respect his privacy…I performed my duties as a bail bondsman and not in connection with our show…This is what I do for a living.”

It’s nice that Dog was able to bail Nicolas out immediately considering it took so long to bail his own daughter out. Maybe she deserved to stay in jail for a bit…As for bailing out Nicolas…Is Dog a super fan or was it for publicity? Prolly a little bit of both.

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

4 Comments

  1. 1
    Posted April 18, 2011 at 5:48 am

    Maybe we can get lucky and if he fails to appear, he will be on Dog’s show. BWAHAHA

  2. 2
    NotWithoutMyTV
    Posted April 18, 2011 at 5:53 am

    As long as I only picture Nicolas Cage in Raising Arizona, I stay happier.

  3. 3
    Elmstreet
    Posted April 18, 2011 at 9:10 am

    The story would have been better if Dog the Bounty Hunter had been the one to arrest Nicholas Cage.

    But we’ll give it time and see. Nick owes Dog money now.

  4. 4
    PlathAddict PlathAddict
    Posted April 18, 2011 at 7:43 pm

    Poor Nic Cage. What with his IRS problems and whatever is going on with his hair… The guy just can’t win.

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