Donald Trump Will Do Anything For Publicity. Sorry, Bill Maher

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By Nads | Monday, February 4, 2013 | 11:26 am | 6 Comments
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Donald Trump said that he is suing Bill Maher for $5 million (to go to charity) because he didn’t pay up on a public bet. Last month, Bill Maher told Jay Leno that he would pay $5 million to a charity of Donald Trump’s choice if he provided a birth certificate proving he’s not a “spawn of his mother having sex with orangutan.” Donald provided his birth certificate proving he’s not the son of an orangutan and now he wants his money. Listen, I know the money is going to a good place, but Donald Trump is ridiculous. And Bill Maher should know better–Donald can be a f*cker and litigious. I’m sure Bill will pay up so he doesn’t look like a douchebag, but I’m siding with Bill on this one–I think Donald is half orangutan.

At least the product of Donald’s douchebaggery is going to a good place. 

 Here’s his announcement:

 

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6 Comments

  1. 1
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted February 4, 2013 at 1:07 pm

    Oh Nads, you have just insulted the entire orangutan community.

    Hope they don’t sue.

  2. 2
    CattyFan cattyfan
    Posted February 5, 2013 at 7:19 am

    Maher should not have made such a stupid comment…and if he had written the checks to the charities the minute Trump sent the paperwork, Trump, who I find to be a blathering blowhard, would not have been able to Maher look even worse.

    My ruling: Maher should put an end to this by rapidly sending out checks to the charities and then BOTH men should shut the hell up.

  3. 3
    Cherie Cherie
    Posted February 5, 2013 at 12:42 pm

    Amen catty!

  4. 4
    wow
    Posted February 5, 2013 at 3:40 pm

    Make Maher look worse?? He’s a comedian and he was making a joke. The only one who looks bad (as usual) is Trump.

  5. 5
    sweetblondie
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 9:59 am

    Only Trump would use this obvious joke by Maher to try and stay relevant…

    Guess it worked…I am commenting after all…

  6. 6
    georgiababe
    Posted February 7, 2013 at 12:46 am

    I hope Trump never visits the zoo. If he does, the orangutans will go bananas when they see him, wondering how he got out.

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