Dunder Mifflin Paper Company Is Hiring.

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By Nads | | 2:45 pm | 0 Comments
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The Dunder Mifflin Paper company is hiring “online” employees. Now they’ve taken it too far, but to be honest with you, I wouldn’t expect anything less and I love it! The headline says: “We’re looking for highly motivated self-starters to join our Dunder Mifflin Infinity program. You’re in full control of your Dunder Mifflin destiny: you set your own hours and your income is based purely on how invested you are in Dunder Mifflin Infinity.”

Job Requirements are:

1. Must enjoy fun.

2. Must know how to use a computer.

3. Creativity is a plus but not a requirement.

4. Must be reliable.

5. Must be able to work within the confines of a team environment.

6. Leadership skills are helpful, but not vital.

7. Must not be a quitter.

Do you think this could be the start of an online virtual website like The Virtual Real World and all of the other virtual MTV shows they have online? That is one virtual world that I want to join. It’s so crazy because I’ve always like the show as a friend, but today I’m looking at The Office in a whole new way. I’m in Love. I hope my mother approves, she’s the one that doesn’t like inter-television relationships. Oh the guilt. Mom, I’m coming out today. I’m going to say it, um, um, I don’t like Extreme Makeover: Home Edition.

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

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