DWTS Cast Revealed

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By Nads | | 12:31 pm | 18 Comments
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The DWTS cast was revealed this morning, and it’s not stellar… Ready for it?

• Jaleel White paired with Kym Johnson

• Old school tennis star Martina Navratilova paired Tony Dovolani

• Jack Wagner paired with Anna Trebunskaya

• Green Bay Packers receiver Donald Driver paired with Peta Murgatroyd

• Extra host Maria Menounos paired with Derek Hough

• Disney Channel star Roshon Fegan paired with Chelsie Hightower

• The Cuban actor/model (or as I like to call him the Cuban Brad Pitt) William Levy paired with Cheryl Burke

• Singer Gavin DeGraw paired with Karina Smirnoff

• Gladys Knight paired with Tristan MacManus

• Singer Katherine Jenkins paired with Mark Ballas

Looks like Maks is a gonner for this season. How crazy is that? As far as the cast goes–snooze fest!!!! I don’t care about any of these dancers. William Levy will be good to look at, but other than that maybe Martina or Urkel?? Booo!

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

18 Comments

  1. 1
    CattyFan cattyfan
    Posted February 28, 2012 at 12:36 pm

    I will tune in for one reason only: DONALD DRIVER!!!!!!!! Kick ass football player with a million-watt smile. LOVE HIM!

  2. 2
    2muchbravo
    Posted February 28, 2012 at 12:59 pm

    Maks is on with Melissa “Half Pint” Gilbert.
    Sooooo glad there are no Kartrashians! There was no F’in way I was watching if I had to hear that tribe screaming every week.
    Looking forward to see Martina.

  3. 3
    CattyFan cattyfan
    Posted February 28, 2012 at 1:11 pm

    Jack Wagner, actor. (Partner is Anna Trebunskaya).

    William Levy, telenovela hottie. (Partner is Cheryl Burke).

    Donald Driver, wide receiver. (Partner is Peta Murgatroyd).

    Katherine Jenkins, opera singer. (Partner is Mark Ballas).

    Sherri Shepherd, talk show host. (Partner is Val Chmerkovskiy).

    Melissa Gilbert, actor. (Partner is Maksim Chmerkovskiy).

    Roshon Fegan, actor. (Partner is Chelsie Hightower).

    Maria Menounos, TV anchor. (Partner is Derek Hough).

    Martina Navratilova, tennis great. (Partner is Tony Dovolani).

    Gladys Knight, singer. (Partner is Tristan McManus).

    Jaleel White, actor (Partner is Kym Johnson).

    Gavin DeGraw, singer (Partner is Karina Smirnoff).

    Of course Maks has Melissa. She is the resident hard-to-handle personality. Theey always give him someone to fight with, and she is a crazy actress, just coming out of a divorce, (with too many trips to her plastic surgeon.)

  4. 4
    2muchbravo
    Posted February 28, 2012 at 1:15 pm

    Who’s she getting divorced from? I’ve all kinds of stuff about her. I guess she’s always tried to get away from her Little House persona. I don’t mean to belittle Gladys’ abilities, cuz we don’t know yet, but I kind of wish they’d given her to someone else. But, maybe Tristan got her because he’s still the newbie. Bet she doesn’t have any nip slips.

  5. 5
    Wilma Fengherdu
    Posted February 28, 2012 at 1:35 pm

    NO Pee Wee Herman??? Not watching.

  6. 6
    wcsdancer
    Posted February 28, 2012 at 1:46 pm

    I am also glad to see no Kardashians! Rumor was that Bruce Jenner was to be on and I’m so relieved he isn’t. I am happy that Maks will be back!

    Oh, and what a suprise that Derek was given a pretty, young, athletic celeb! *eyeroll*

  7. 7
    chooch850@yahoo.com
    Posted February 28, 2012 at 2:15 pm

    I love this show so much, because I’m the old lady that sits home with tons of cats who watches this show, but even I am disappointed with this batch of so-called STARS! I don’t even know half of them.

    Bringing “Half-Pint” to tears will be a treat though.

  8. 8
    CattyFan cattyfan
    Posted February 28, 2012 at 2:24 pm

    Melissa Gilbert was married to Bruce Boxleitner (LOVE HIM) for 16 years. She dumped him last year.

  9. 9
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted February 28, 2012 at 2:40 pm

    I’d be a Packer Backer without Donald Driver, but even more reason with him. Yay no Kardashians!

  10. 10
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted February 28, 2012 at 2:41 pm

    Not sure I’d recognize Gladys Pipless.

  11. 11
    CattyFan cattyfan
    Posted February 28, 2012 at 2:54 pm

    snowshoecat…you’ll know Gladys by the three guys swinging their arms and rocking back and forth behind her while she does the cha-cha and the foxtrot.

  12. 12
    chaosbutterfly
    Posted February 28, 2012 at 3:53 pm

    I was in such a state of panic for a minute, thinking that Maks wasn’t gonna be on.
    And even better, NO LACEY!

    The list of celebs is wack though, with the exception of a few.

  13. 13
    Finnegan
    Posted February 28, 2012 at 9:06 pm

    poor tristan and tony. derek must keep getting the great contestants b/c he swears to ABC he can convince julianne to come back on the show. glad to see hat they brought peta back after her one and done with metta world peace last season.

  14. 14
    Yvonne
    Posted February 28, 2012 at 9:49 pm

    O.M.G William Levy is so fine ;D And Roshon Feagan is cool but other than that I don’t really know too much about these people.

  15. 15
    Juno
    Posted February 29, 2012 at 7:00 am

    “Old school tennis player” is a pretty dismissive way to describe one of the greatest players ever to set foot on the tennis court. Martina Navratilova is athletic, competitive, has a killer sense of humor and isn’t at all full of herself. I’ve never thought of her as graceful, particularly, but I bet she does well.

  16. 16
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted February 29, 2012 at 7:18 am

    Juno–I totes agree! I’m an old school tennis fan I guess. Never could understand why women have to sound like they’re in natural childbirth to play tennis.

    Whew, Catty! Thanks.

  17. 17
    sheesh
    Posted February 29, 2012 at 7:21 am

    Melissa Gilbert dumped Bruce Boxleitner?
    I never got why awesome looking men went after her (Rob Lowe).
    She always seemed so… Meh.
    Love Gladys!

  18. 18
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted February 29, 2012 at 8:24 am

    Sheesh, I would assume Laura Ingles was either a fantasy or she is a freak in the bed. The latter is news that travels fast.

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