DWTS Cast Rumors

Watercooler

By Nads | Monday, February 13, 2012 | 1:28 pm | 13 Comments
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They’re a couple weeks away from announcing the new Dancing with the Stars cast, and USA Today has some rumored names that may be joining…Ready for them? Pee-wee Herman, Carrot Top, Gavin DeGraw, Giuliana Rancic, Tori Spelling, Jackee Harry, Jenny McCarthy, Stevie Wonder, Michele Bachman and Herman Cain, Paula Deen, JWoww, Kylie and/or Kendall Jenner.

I’d be up for seeing Jenny McCarthy, Pee-wee Herman, crazy Tori Spelling, Stevie Wonder, Jackee Harry (my fav!), and Paula Deen. I hope at least two of those people make the cut!!!! As for JWoww, Michele Bachman, Herman Cain or any or the Jenners…they can suck it.

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

13 Comments

  1. 1
    considerthis
    Posted February 13, 2012 at 1:33 pm

    WTF – Is this Dancing with the Kardashians. Please get off my TV for a month,

  2. 2
    SuburBint
    Posted February 13, 2012 at 1:34 pm

    Paula Deen and Stevie Wonder I would actually watch the show for. Everybody else, not so much.

  3. 3
    lestermaddox
    Posted February 13, 2012 at 1:50 pm

    I am not sure I know who most of those people are.

  4. 4
    Alison Zimmerman
    Posted February 13, 2012 at 1:54 pm

    Oy! Paula Deen?!?! WTF! As long as she doesn’t talk, maybe I would watch…Please not another Jenner/Kartrashian. Tori Spelling, gross! Wouldn’t mind seeing Guiliana…but I am not so sure I can sit through 12 weeks or so of “my Cancer” story. I know that sounds harsh, I really feel for her, I do! I have had 3 family members with BC. But, with that said, she would get alot of votes until the final 3. Then if they paired her with Maks he might actually get the mirror ball. ‘

    I think that instead of telling us whom might be the Stars, they should tell us which Pros are dancing…Derek needs to take a break. I can’t stand that douche! Oh, he can take Mark with him! Or better yet, they should get LC to dance, pair her with Mark, and make Derek take the season off! I would watch just for that!! :)

  5. 5
    CattyFan cattyfan
    Posted February 13, 2012 at 2:15 pm

    NO POLITICIANS. They’re supposed to have better things to do.

  6. 6
    Wilma Fengherdu
    Posted February 13, 2012 at 5:23 pm

    PEE WEE HERMAN!?! I would actually watch this fuckery for the first time ever.

  7. 7
    chaosbutterfly
    Posted February 13, 2012 at 6:05 pm

    I am lolling so hard at these names.
    Pee Wee Herman?! Carrot Top?!I’m trying to imagine them being graceful and manly, and I cannot.

    But anyway, in my book, everyone named can play except for Herman Cain, Michele Bahcman, Guiliana Rancic (she should be resting or something), JWoww, and the Jenners. They all have to stay home. The only other Kardashian allowed on DWTS should be Khloe. Brody Jenner would also be acceptable.

    And I’m also curious about the pros. I hope they get rid of Val and freaking Lacey and bring back Chelsea. Also, Tristan should get two partners. Or three. Just more Tristan.

  8. 8
    lindaw205
    Posted February 14, 2012 at 7:07 am

    I’m so glad that DWTS decided to only go with those A-listers cuz this cast would really suck otherwise. :P

  9. 9
    wcsdancer
    Posted February 14, 2012 at 11:30 am

    ugh, no more Jenners or Kardashians, of Jersey Shore cast members! No politicians either.

  10. 10
    2muchbravo
    Posted February 14, 2012 at 3:06 pm

    Oh God No. I love me some Stevie. He’s a musical genius. But, come on. Don’t you need to be able to see to dance?? Politicians should be banned…is Disney making a statement? And, I WILL NOT watch if there are any Jenners/Kartrashians. Sorry Tristan. I’ll tweet you my address. You can come give me private lessons you little Irish devil. ;-)

  11. 11
    too_old_to_care
    Posted February 14, 2012 at 7:54 pm

    Chaosbutterfly, haven’t you seen the new, enhanced version of Carrot Top? What used to look like a pre-pubescent child is now a cross between Chuckie (the murderous doll) and The Hulk. All thanks to the magic combination of too many steroids and some wacky-gone-wrong plastic surgery.

    Check it out for yourself. http://plasticsurgerybeforeandafter.blogspot.com/2010/06/carrot-top-plastic-surgery.html

  12. 12
    SuburBint
    Posted February 14, 2012 at 8:55 pm

    Carrot Top hasn’t looked human for years.

  13. 13
    chaosbutterfly
    Posted February 15, 2012 at 10:49 am

    @too_old_to_care, lol that’s what I mean though! He looks and sounds like a roided out The Joker. I can’t imagine him being a good dancer at all.

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