DWTS Pairs Revealed

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By Nads | Wednesday, August 31, 2011 | 11:03 am | 13 Comments
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Dancing with the Stars revealed all the pairs!

Ready for it?

• Hope Solo and Maksim Chmerkovskiy
• Chaz Bono and Lacey Schwimmer
• J.R. Martinez and Karina Smirnoff
• Nancy Grace and Tristan MacManus
• Rob Kardashian and Cheryl Burke
• Ron Artest and new pro Peta Murgatroyd
• Ricki Lake and Derek Hough
• Elisabetta Canalis and Val Chmerkovskiy
• Carson Kressley and Anna Trebunskaya
• Chynna Phillips and Tony Dovolani
• David Arquette and Kym Johnson
• Kristin Cavallari and Mark Ballas

I have to say that I’m so upset with America over this Chaz thing. People are bashing her left and right and talking so much trash on his casting. Get over it people!!! (S)He’s only human! So her penis may not be as big as yours, but at least she got what she wanted!

Team Nancy, Chaz, Hope and Rick, all the way!!!

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

13 Comments

  1. 1
    Alison Zimmerman
    Posted August 31, 2011 at 11:14 am

    Oh good lord K-Cav and Ballas….SMH! Those two are the biggest fame whores…ok and that Kardashian assface with Cheryl…idk guys. this is going to be hard for me to watch… Can’t say who I want gone first out of those two!! Looks like it will be interesting with Ricki and Derek. Don’t think he is going to beable to pull out all his moves like he did with JGrey.

  2. 2
    Angela
    Posted August 31, 2011 at 11:30 am

    Clearly they want Ricki to win as she is paired with their golden boy. I actually like K-Cav but now I can’t since she is paired with that ass. Oh well.

  3. 3
    Nikki Hughes
    Posted August 31, 2011 at 11:37 am

    Of course they put Maks with the hottie athlete, lol.

  4. 4
    Mister_Dangerous
    Posted August 31, 2011 at 12:50 pm

    uh, didn’t CHAZ tell David Letterman (on his show) that he (CHAZ) didn’t have a penis?

    My understanding is that CHAZ still has a JAY JAY. [Regardless of what Chaz has "down there" -- I don't want to see it so keep it under wraps Chaz.]

  5. 5
    NotWithoutMyTV
    Posted August 31, 2011 at 1:26 pm

    I don’t want to know that. Why would I want to know that?!!

    (My kingdom for an interrobang! Now would be the perfect application.)

  6. 6
    vallegirl vallegirl
    Posted August 31, 2011 at 1:39 pm

    Interesting pairings and it looks like they’re going to make Hough earn his place in the finale this time. Ricki is likable but she’s no Nicole Scherzinger or Jennifer Grey, even if she was in Hairspray. He might actually have to teach her the basics before he starts choreographing Broadway routines for her.

    And both Chmerkovskiy brothers got the “partners most likely to set ‘ships sailing” so who knows who’ll win.

    Except it seems pretty likely that it won’t be a male celebrity.

  7. 7
    ellemck1
    Posted August 31, 2011 at 2:19 pm

    Ballas and Cavalliri… two people I hate paired together. I wish I could call a number to vote them off.

  8. 8
    toomuchtv
    Posted August 31, 2011 at 2:38 pm

    This is really sad when these people pass as “stars”. Are you kidding me? They are really scraping the bottom of the barrel.

  9. 9
    June Summer
    Posted August 31, 2011 at 4:28 pm

    I have never seen even one minute of this show but I will now because of Chaz and Nancy. Are their partners good?

  10. 10
    chaosbutterfly
    Posted August 31, 2011 at 4:47 pm

    Ahaha omg Kristin Cavallari and Mark Ballas. I hope she can dance, because if she can’t, they almost certainly will not get along.

    I’m glad that J.R. got put with Karina. She’s a sweetheart and I think they’ll work nicely together.

    That’s sad that Chaz doesn’t have a penis. I wonder why. I mean, if you’re gonna go through all the trouble to get men’s clothes and chop off your boobs and change your name, you might as well get a penis while you’re at it.

  11. 11
    anna_banana
    Posted August 31, 2011 at 7:53 pm

    @chaos OK, I hate that I know this but I actually watched the Becoming Chaz show on OWN and Chaz said he isn’t going all the way with the bottom surgery yet because the technology isn’t there to create a good penis like it creates va jay-jays.

  12. 12
    Baird
    Posted September 1, 2011 at 3:47 am

    Maybe if you are so upset with America’s intolerance of Chaz, you could start by referring to him as him, as he would like, without any parenthetical he/she comments. just a thought.

  13. 13
    2muchbravo
    Posted September 1, 2011 at 11:19 am

    Ok, I don’t know who some of these people are and of course they’re stretching the term “star” extremely tight as usual. I’ll tune in to see Chaz to see if he can freakin’ dance. Cher his mom for shit’s sake! I don’t care what he’s got going on under his clothes.
    Isn’t Elisabetta George Clooney’s ex? Otherwise WhoTF is she?
    And, I think ABC is explioting the war veteran guy. I may not watch all of it but like a car wreck, I’ll have to tune in to the first episode and check things out. Besides, Maks’ brother has joined the pros.

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