E! Gives Ryan Lochte His Own Reality Show

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By Nads | | 3:32 pm | 4 Comments
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Those who can’t do, teach. But in the case of Ryan Lochte (just my opinion), those who can swim are best left to look at. After many attempts to get on television, Ryan Lochte finally landed in reality. E! is giving him his own show titled, ”What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” The series is going to follow Ryan “as he meets women, copes with the fallout of his mom saying he only has time for one-night stands, explores his interest in fashion, and even occasionally swims.”

Interest in fashion? The guy doesn’t wear clothes to work, so if Speedos count, then I can’t wait to hear his take. I’m totally in for this series, because the dude is NOTSOSMART, and he’s destined to be the male Jessica Simpson. For an episode, they should have him take an IQ test, have him compete in a children’s spelling bee, or even read a book out loud! Could be funny! Jeah! He’s like the reality version of Keanu Reeves. It’s going to be gold!

 

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

4 Comments

  1. 1
    chaosbutterfly
    Posted January 7, 2013 at 5:25 pm

    The show sounds horrible and stupid, but I’m gonna watch it.
    Jeah.

  2. 2
    JimbobJones JimbobJones
    Posted January 7, 2013 at 8:23 pm

    I’m so torn. Part of me sees things like this and say “that looks stupinteresting”, and the other part of me wants to invent a time machine, go back to 1999, and shoot the dude who came up with the idea for “Survivor”.

  3. 3
    Dashley Dashley
    Posted January 8, 2013 at 11:49 am

    I was done with him as soon as he said he pees in the pool all the time. Ew.

  4. 4
    lissagettinghammered
    Posted January 8, 2013 at 5:19 pm

    Just have a bottomless supply of tape for his mouth and have him walking around in Speedos at all times, and I might be there with a bottle of rose in hand.

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