Eddie Cibrian Was Pissed About Brandi’s Vaginal Rejuvenation Surgery

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By Nads | Thursday, January 31, 2013 | 1:07 pm | 49 Comments
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I just read the most amazing story. Well, it’s not as good as Jason London pooping in a cop car, but it’s pretty good. I guess after Brandi ended her marriage with Eddie, she decided to get a vaginal rejuvenation and put the procedure on Eddie’s credit card. The rejuvenation ran Eddie $12,000 and he was “absolutely livid.” She wrote in her book, Drinking & Tweeting and other Brandi Blunders, “A brand-new vagina would be an Eddie-free vagina . . . I decided that since Eddie had ruined my vagina for me, he could pay for a new one. I gave [the doctor’s office] Eddie’s credit card number.”

She said Eddie called her after he found out and said, “A week after the surgery, he was on the phone screaming, ‘What the f–k cost you $12,000? Who the f–k is Dr. Matlock? Did you get a nose job?’” The story goes on…he found out…he was pissed…blah blah blah.

But, what an amazing f*ck you, isn’t it? Sorry Eddie, you cheat on me, I get a new vag! She treats her hoo-ha like it’s a handbag…with new handles of course. It’s almost like an old couch that got reupholstered, but I’m sure without the fabric…

 

 

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

49 Comments

  1. 1
    Parisi LaRoe Parisi LaRoe
    Posted January 31, 2013 at 1:30 pm

    HAHAHAHAH! Go Brandi!!!!

  2. 2
    yummy
    Posted January 31, 2013 at 2:45 pm

    Ha! This is why I love her.

  3. 3
    whoochile
    Posted January 31, 2013 at 2:48 pm

    yes, i love her too, this is amazing

  4. 4
    labowner
    Posted January 31, 2013 at 2:54 pm

    Does she forget she has children?

  5. 5
    crankyguy crankyguy
    Posted January 31, 2013 at 3:04 pm

    @labowner — why does that matter? When I was a kid, it was “My dad can whip your dad.” Now, it’s “My mom’s vag is tighter than your mom’s vag.”

  6. 6
    Parisi LaRoe Parisi LaRoe
    Posted January 31, 2013 at 3:04 pm

    I like my vagina. I have no needs for it to be rejuvenated since I get plenty of rejuvenation from my girlfriend.

    Sorry but I am surprised somebody else hasn’t said it yert.

  7. 7
    chaosbutterfly
    Posted January 31, 2013 at 3:06 pm

    I don’t know this lady, but I burst out laughing.

  8. 8
    Robin Robin
    Posted January 31, 2013 at 4:05 pm

    Oh God! This chick is just too much fun!

  9. 9
    Robin Robin
    Posted January 31, 2013 at 4:06 pm

    Out with the old and in with the new will never quite sound the same again.

  10. 10
    whoochile
    Posted January 31, 2013 at 4:34 pm

    robin I wish there was a like button for comment #9

  11. 11
    CattyFan cattyfan
    Posted January 31, 2013 at 4:48 pm

    How exactly does this work? Is it like a tummy tuck? Do they sand it down and refinish it it?

    I don’t think I’m cut out for this century…

  12. 12
    crazy rooster
    Posted January 31, 2013 at 4:52 pm

    Vaginal rejuvenation sounds like a great name for a band.

  13. 13
    bubblesballentine
    Posted January 31, 2013 at 5:07 pm

    I’m not either Cattyfan, I’d have spent a week on the Italian Riviera if I was looking for something non-returnable to charge on his card. Don’t look up all the surgical offerings under that ‘vaginal rejuvenation’ umbrella phrase unless you want to lose your lunch – it’s basically legal mutilation of the vulva for ‘cosmetic’ purposes.

    Yeah. You’ve come along way baby, indeed.

  14. 14
    KJN KJN
    Posted January 31, 2013 at 8:22 pm

    Wellll, there was just a show on TLC called Plastic Wives about the wives (and some ex-wives) of plastic surgeons, and there was a lady on there that had this or something like it done. What I am about to say next is disgusting but true (and truly disgusting). She had her labia in a jar. IN A JAR!

  15. 15
    Robin Robin
    Posted January 31, 2013 at 8:37 pm

    Oh for goodness sakes, do you really think that Brandi would give up a labia or two? Or mutilate her vulva? She likes her lady!

  16. 16
    KJN KJN
    Posted January 31, 2013 at 8:56 pm

    I don’t know if that’s what Brandi had done, but I know for a fact that crazy woman on that crazy show did! I saw it on The Soup and Joel McHale don’t lie!

    I don’t think it’s the whole labia, just the…excess.

  17. 17
    Robin Robin
    Posted January 31, 2013 at 9:07 pm

    “I don’t think it’s the whole labia, just the…excess.”

    Oww. That hurts just reading it! ;)

  18. 18
    KJN KJN
    Posted January 31, 2013 at 9:17 pm

    What I can’t understand is why she would keep it. In a jar. And show it on national television.

    Remember when TLC stood for The Learning Channel? Well, I guess I did learn that a labia can be kept in a jar, so there’s that. Thing is, I’m not so sure I needed to know that…

  19. 19
    lissadoll4eva
    Posted January 31, 2013 at 9:22 pm

    I thought that vaginal rejuvenation was a myth, like the fountain of youth. Man was I wrong.

  20. 20
    2muchbravo
    Posted January 31, 2013 at 9:43 pm

    Waaaaait a minute. That skeezy millionaire Dr. on Millionaire Matchmaker the other week, the one who wanted the three-way, did vaginal rejuvenation.

    Can’t you just rejuvenate your vag with kegel exercises or some Bedroom Kandi apparatus? That’d be less painful. But, to Brandi I say…..GO ON GIRL! She should have charged a Birkin bag and some Manolo Blaniks to go with the new whoo-ha.

  21. 21
    Robin Robin
    Posted January 31, 2013 at 9:53 pm

    I betcha Brandi would give anything to have Eddies balls in a jar. She is the kinda gal that would buy a really cool container and sit them on the mantle :) And thats why I like her,.

  22. 22
    2muchbravo
    Posted January 31, 2013 at 10:24 pm

    Why stop at the balls? Give that bastard a Bobbit!

  23. 23
    KJN KJN
    Posted January 31, 2013 at 10:27 pm

    Oh, yeah! You know she would. Now that’s the kind of thing that needs to be kept in a jar-the cheating ex-husband’s balls.

  24. 24
    KJN KJN
    Posted January 31, 2013 at 10:29 pm

    Haha, yeah the full John Wayne Bobbit. Even better!

  25. 25
    crankyguy crankyguy
    Posted February 1, 2013 at 9:38 am

    @KJN — if you actually want to see some removed labia, go look for online episodes of the British TV show Embarrassing Bodies. I think the pertinent episode is called Large Labia or something like that. I watched it about a year ago, and they show before, after, and what was removed.

  26. 26
    KJN KJN
    Posted February 1, 2013 at 10:11 am

    Gah! That sounds wayyy too graphic for me. You know how some kids keep their tonsils after having them removed? Not me. I didn’t want to see that nasty shizz.

    So, apparently, this is a thing. That people do. Willingly. Like asshole bleaching. Who are these people?

    Yikes.

  27. 27
    crankyguy crankyguy
    Posted February 1, 2013 at 10:25 am

    I never got the keeping of removed body parts as trophies and conversation pieces. Some people keep gall stones and kidney stones, and some parents want to keep their kids’ tonsils. I think some actor put his removed kidney stones on eBay a few years ago.

  28. 28
    labowner
    Posted February 1, 2013 at 10:31 am

    Someone needs to send Brandi the movie clip from Night Shift – “This is Chuck to remind Bob to shut up”

    Although I love her proving she is just as nutty as old LeAnn.

    Cranky I would have hung the x-rays of my broken ankle, but of course my parents “lost” those. Didn’t want to be reminded I was right.

  29. 29
    toomuchtv
    Posted February 1, 2013 at 12:45 pm

    I am pro Brandi all the way, but geez… I think its really sad that ANY woman would subject herself to a procedure like this. And lets face it, she did it to be attractive to men, because there is no reason on earth for a woman to do that to herself just for “cosmetic” reasons. That will be the day when we see men getting some kind of “penile or ball rejuvination” when their wife leaves them. Ugh, whatever happened to romance??

  30. 30
    DJ
    Posted February 1, 2013 at 1:49 pm

    @KLN – I watched “Plastic Wives” too, and the black doctor on that show, David Matlock, is the one that Brandi went to.

  31. 31
    NotWithoutMyTV NotWithoutMyTV
    Posted February 1, 2013 at 1:52 pm

    I’ve got Katie Couric’s labia in a jar.

    Really. Ebay. $238.68.

    Came with a Certificate of Authentication and everything.

  32. 32
    labowner
    Posted February 1, 2013 at 2:27 pm

    NotWMT – starting your very own American Horror Story?

  33. 33
    Detinha
    Posted February 1, 2013 at 3:22 pm

    How did “he ruin it”?!

  34. 34
    Robin Robin
    Posted February 1, 2013 at 8:12 pm

    Let me take a wild guess and assume she thinks he ruined it when he parked his mini cooper in her garage after using one hour parking with a waitress and a crazy fucking nutcase singer while he was married to her.

    Perhaps she is just getting rid of the debri.

    :-) Robin

  35. 35
    bubblesballentine
    Posted February 2, 2013 at 3:47 am

    I just find it very hard to believe that many/any men would complain about how your set-up looks. Granted, I’ve never lived in LA near any of the rubber people tribes, but still! Aren’t men generally very happy just to visit and play, and not overly fussed about it as long as everything is working full tilt?

    Capcha: Sound of Sirens – perfect.

  36. 36
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted February 2, 2013 at 7:57 am

    Ever since I read this two days ago, I’ve had my knees together with a sort of *sqrrrrrrrrrch* look on my face. Hubbycat is concerned.

  37. 37
    crankyguy crankyguy
    Posted February 2, 2013 at 9:56 am

    It also obvious that, between the filming of this season and the last of RHOBH, she has also had work done on her face that has made her look worse, not better. She is just another rubber lady now.

  38. 38
    newsroomfan
    Posted February 2, 2013 at 8:16 pm

    The full story is….he had complained about her being loose in her nether region after giving him kids. *sideeye* This is after the complained about him being unable to…ummm…perform because he took Propecia for his hair. Her surgery was the net result of that conversation.

    I know too damn much about this nonsense. Going to sit in corner now.

  39. 39
    Robin Robin
    Posted February 2, 2013 at 8:43 pm

    You can’t go sit in the corner because there are no corners here :)

    From what I can gather, he is pretending that he is huuuge and she was too loosy goosy for him.

    And, Just in case one of his many conquests reveals that Mr. Tiny could fit into the hole of a slotted spatula; he has a back-up Propecia excuse for his limpy.

    I just love the fact that Brandi is making him talk about his dick. The dick he used to cheat on her. The dick he is now blaming Propecia for!!! lolol’

    Please Cite, newsroomfan. I would love to read the article.

  40. 40
    CattyFan cattyfan
    Posted February 2, 2013 at 9:01 pm

    I’m sorry I read…well…all of this.

  41. 41
    Robin Robin
    Posted February 2, 2013 at 9:16 pm

    Why?

  42. 42
    Robin Robin
    Posted February 2, 2013 at 9:19 pm

    Just teasin…

  43. 43
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted February 3, 2013 at 12:20 am

    @snowshowcat: #38…hilarious!!

    As a mother/blogger who gave birth the natural way, I was introduced to a product called the Pelvic Toner. It basically gives you surgery free vaginal rejuvenation. Basically it strengthens the musclses of the ‘pelvic floor’ and keeps them tight. Kegel excercise should work just fine, too..

    Wendy Williams often said that when she was being stitched up after her episiotomy, she asked the doctor to give her an extra stitch or two so things could be as they were. So you can tighten the vaginal wall. Or trim your labia. (Beef Curtains!) Heck, I reckon you could get away with both. #scandal

  44. 44
    2muchbravo
    Posted February 3, 2013 at 1:04 am

    @38 Ok if that’s the reason that he’s a bigger prick that I already thought he was.

    And, yes, there are things you can do to tighten up the cooch without resorting to surgery. Cheaper and a lot less painful (shudder). But one must put some effort into it.

    That woman with the 19 kids must have a vag as loose as a garden hose.

  45. 45
    Robin Robin
    Posted February 3, 2013 at 1:51 am

    If anyone needs to keep their garden hose under control it is dear ole Dad.

  46. 46
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted February 3, 2013 at 5:24 am

    *sigh*

    well here goes. SarClassy, this is all your fault. When I had kitten #1 the doc gave me what he called a “Love Knot” and when we tried it out, Hubbycat wanted to murder him.

    Yyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuch.

  47. 47
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted February 3, 2013 at 6:45 am

    Nads, congratulations. Brandi’s, um, root canal surgery has provided the most entertaining comments of any site ever.

  48. 48
    newsroomfan
    Posted February 5, 2013 at 4:34 pm

    Enjoy the Propecia story:

    http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/75120944.html?thread=13333328688

    There are also multiple Limp Biscuit stories on perez hilton!

  49. 49
    newsroomfan
    Posted February 5, 2013 at 4:41 pm

    is it wrong of me to want to buy her book?

    and of course my catcha phrase was: easy as cake — can anyone say Leann?

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