Eden Wood has announced that she’s retiring at the old age 6. The “real famous” 6-year-old must have been wiped out from all of years of stress her body endured from doing pageants. Annette Hill, the director of the Universal Royalty Beauty Pageant in Texas told E! News,
“She’s past beauty pageants right now. She’s a performer and an entertainer. Beauty pageants are a stepping stone for any performer, look at Sarah Palin and Oprah Winfrey. She’s been competing for the last two years with us and she is going to be a huge star. People love her, she’s a baby doll. I think her heart and soul is performing and she’s trying her best to get a record deal. She wants her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Here comes Eden Wood! Just like you know Justin, you’ll know Eden.”
Is that not the BEST statement you’ve ever read? I love that she just compared Eden Wood to Oprah and Sarah Palin, and used them in the same sentence. Personally, I wouldn’t say Oprah or Sarah, but more like Kim Zolciak…
I guess she just couldn’t hack being second fiddle.
Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.