Emily Maynard Is The Next Bachelorette

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By Nads | | 2:58 pm | 5 Comments
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It’s official! Emily Maynard is looking for love again, and is going to be the new Bachelorette. After her engagement with Brad ended last summer, she said that she was reluctant to be on the show again because of her daughter, but production is moving to Charlotte, North Carolina to accommodate her. If she’s so worried about her daughter, she’d leave reality TV! She’s ridic! Jessh. The only thing she feel in love with was the camera…

I love that the franchise doesn’t even apologize for recycling past contestants–it’s like a given. I’d be happy to see some fresh meat, wouldn’t you? I get that past Bachelor/Bachelorettes bring ratings, but I’m over it.

About

Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

5 Comments

  1. 1
    notwithoutmytv
    Posted January 18, 2012 at 3:20 pm

    Hostdouche has come right out and said that the franchise will always stay with re-treads because of the name recognition–that and “established viewer relationships”. (And I’m sure that last part was Mike Fleiss, speaking through his most loyal ventriloquist doll, Chris Harrison.)

  2. 2
    itchy
    Posted January 18, 2012 at 4:04 pm

    I for one am dying to see how this prude fakes her sexy time shots with the bachelorouches.

  3. 3
    ash1
    Posted January 18, 2012 at 4:10 pm

    I’d take fun and crazy over sweet and boring….this is going to be a snooze of a season, though, you’re right, @itchy it may be fun to watch her be awkward and uncomfortable, I’ll give it a try.

  4. 4
    Angela
    Posted January 19, 2012 at 9:09 am

    Wow this is huge news zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sorry I nodded off there. She is sooooo boring.

  5. 5
    Danielle
    Posted January 19, 2012 at 4:16 pm

    I’m hoping for a date that requires her to take off the 5 pounds of foundation on her face.

    Also, I don’t know if I can handle hearing her sob story one. more. time.

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