Emily Maynard: The Next Bachelorette

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By Nads | Wednesday, July 6, 2011 | 1:32 pm | 12 Comments
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Did we not call this??? Not even a month after Emily Maynard announced her split with Brad and claiming that she hated the spotlight, she’s already signed on to be the next Bachelorette. It’s not official as of yet, but it’s pretty damn close! If you recall she lent a quote to People about not liking the spotlight and how she couldn’t wait for it all to be over so she and her daughter, “can move on and get back to normal.”

Yeah, she hated it so much that she signed on for more. I hope this gives her the boost she wants to make a jump into broadcasting…God knows she’s already accomplished half of the word.

About

Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

12 Comments

  1. 1
    Nikki Hughes
    Posted July 6, 2011 at 2:04 pm

    haaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha, the guys on this season are going to be PISSED. :D

  2. 2
    NotWithoutMyTV
    Posted July 6, 2011 at 2:36 pm

    No kidding. If I was them, I’d be using Chris Harrison’s left testicle for a fooseball. (The right one I would feed to a passing stray dog.)

  3. 3
    itchy
    Posted July 6, 2011 at 3:06 pm

    Ugh. She’s so damn white bread. You know how when you’re eating a sandwich and the damn bread sticks the roof of your mouth and you have to pry it loose with your finger? That’s her.

  4. 4
    considerthis
    Posted July 6, 2011 at 5:28 pm

    Heard Bentley is re-submitting his application ASAP :)

  5. 5
    melange
    Posted July 6, 2011 at 11:07 pm

    Two words: Fame. Whore.

  6. 6
    NotWithoutMyTV
    Posted July 7, 2011 at 6:29 am

    I doubt the producers could accept Bentley’s application fast enough. In fact, Mile Fleiss and Bentley would probably meet on the street halfway, yell “TRUCK-A-SAURUS!!” and run into each other’s embrace.

  7. 7
    Danielle
    Posted July 7, 2011 at 10:09 am

    Oh gosh…I am so ashamed to say this–just totally full of shame…but…

    I can’t believe this!! How could she be so insensitive??? What guy would want HER, let alone someone who dumps their fiance and a few days later signs on to get another one??? I’m afraid to fly and I am bitterly shamed, again, to say that it was this specific People magazine article that got me through it…and now this?! I feel betrayed!!!

    Hanging my head low now…I better go shower. It’s great that this site is anonymous! Where else could I bury my shame? LOL…

  8. 8
    Libby31
    Posted July 7, 2011 at 1:04 pm

    Considering that filming of the next season is almost a year away, I highly doubt this is true.

  9. 9
    Alison Zimmerman
    Posted July 7, 2011 at 1:48 pm

    Her only other claim to fame is that fact that Her daughter is a Hendrick! Her daughter is probably going to be taken care of until atleaste 21 maybe 25. If there are some hardcore younger NASCAR fans out there, then she will have the boys lining up! Especially if they are Dale Jr fans! I say this because I am a die hard NASCAR fan, and My favorite Driver is going to be going to Hendrick next year. And he is smoking HOT!

  10. 10
    NotWithoutMyTV
    Posted July 8, 2011 at 7:37 am

    I prefer polo. I never get Pabst Blue Ribbon vomited down the back of my shirt at a polo match.

    I wonder what the gimmick Chris and Mike will pull out of their ass next season? Maybe one of the contestants is a mascot for a professional sports team, and he wears his costume constantly? Oh, the Furry jokes! Maybe one of the contestants is actually a relative by marriage that Emily has never met? Which he will reveal after he’s wracked with indecision for 5 episodes, and right as she leans in for the kiss? Maybe a trans dude? Oh, oh! Guy with a terminal disease! Milk that shit! Is Emily strong enough to be caretaker to a dying fiance??? At this point, I could totally see the producers doing any one of those things. Or worse.

  11. 11
    Amy Petrica
    Posted July 11, 2011 at 5:40 pm

    What’s a Hendrick?

  12. 12
    Alison Zimmerman
    Posted July 11, 2011 at 5:59 pm

    Amy, if you follow Nascar like I do, Rick Hendrick is the owner of a 4 car Nascar team. His son was an up and coming driver. His son was on one of thier personal airplanes when it crashed on its way to one of the Races. Rickey Hendrick was her fiance. After the crash she found out she was preggs with her daughter, hence Rickey. That is “what a Hendrick” is. :)

    Ps, she also dated Dale Jr! I find that gross and kind of hard to believe!’

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