Eva Longoria Dresses Like A Ham

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By Nads | | 12:14 pm | 2 Comments
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Eva Longoria hosted the MTV Europe Music Awards and channeled Gaga by wearing a ham costume. Cute idea, but I’m over the running gag of the damn meat dress. It’s old already. I wish we could just put that damn dress to rest. And, not to be rude, but does the joke even carry over in Europe? Jean-Paul is probably saying, “what’s with these damn Americans, and their stupid gags?” It’s no wonder we get the stigma of being “stupid Americans.” Please excuse my grumpiness today…it’s Monday, and I must have had some bad ham last night.

Anyway, here’s her ham outfit if you care…


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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

2 Comments

  1. 1
    Mila Superstar
    Posted November 8, 2010 at 2:38 pm

    “but does the joke even carry over in Europe?”

    not yet. lol.

  2. 2
    itchy
    Posted November 8, 2010 at 3:11 pm

    Oh not to worry, it’s not because of our sense of humor that we’re called stupid over here. It’s everything else.

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