Another one bites the dust! Yesterday Eva’s reps lent the statement to TMZ saying that all divorce rumors were false, but that doesn’t seem to be the case because today Radar reported that Eva just filed for divorce.
I know this is a big claim to make, but doesn’t Eva know that professional athletes are really good at getting around on the road? It was bound to happen sooner or later. And, I still don’t understand how athletes think they’ll never get caught. Dude, you’re in the public eye, you’re going to get caught…no matter what! If a girl from a podunk town got it on with someone famous, you bet your sweet ass she’s going to brag about it. It’s their highlight. I’m not saying that’s what happened with Tony Parker, but that’s usually the case. All I have to say is “Keep it in your pants, Tony!”
The term different hoes (hos?) in different area codes won’t work with our Desperate Housewife.
**UPDATE** Eva tweeted: It is with great sadness that after 7 years together, Tony and I have decided to divorce. We love each other deeply and pray for each other’s happiness.