Fake Tears For Chris Brown

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By Nads | Thursday, July 1, 2010 | 9:00 am | 4 Comments
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Chris Brown just can’t get a break–he’s being accused of putting in fake tears before he took the stage at the BET Awards for his Michael Jackson tribute. A random source told Us Magazine that Chris Brown took tear drops to his eyes and , “rubbed it in and he started crying.”

The accusation is kind of ridiculous. I’m over the guy, and think he’s a douchebag, but I’m laughing at the story because no matter what he does to try to repair his image, it gets squashed. People like Charlie Sheen hold a knife up to their crazy wife, the public dismisses it, and the guy gets his asking price for his TV show, and then you have a douchebag like Chris Brown that gets tattled on by a random source about using fake tears, and it’s a headline. What will they do next? Critique his shoes? “He was wearing blue, and that’s a gang color, that’s where he learned his violent ways…”

That boy didn’t have fake tears, he had the whoop whoops.

Here’s the crying clip:

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4 Comments

  1. 1
    kel
    Posted July 1, 2010 at 10:01 am

    The tears looked real to me. He didn’t get emotional till the end of the performance.

  2. 2
    weirdoes
    Posted July 1, 2010 at 10:46 am

    gotta love it. Tears for a pedophile. I would have cried also

  3. 3
    melange
    Posted July 1, 2010 at 12:57 pm

    I hate to say it, but I think the public is more tolerant of Charlie Sheen’s antics because his wife isn’t famous. Also: she married Charlie Sheen! The guy has a reputation a mile long, she should have known better, etc! Yay for public mentality and lack of human sympathy!

    I’ve run into men before that are very unsympathetic when women end up beaten, etc by their boyfriends or husbands. It’s her fault for picking the asshole, after all. There are plenty of good men around she could have picked, “including me!” Ugh, guys disgust me sometimes.

  4. 4
    Sam The Intern
    Posted July 2, 2010 at 11:35 am

    I think they were real tears. And I don’t think it was an attempt to better his image. I think he realized what the words were … “I’m talking about the man in the mirror. I’m asking him to change his ways.” I think he realizes that he’s a monster and the public will NEVER let him forget and he’s at his breaking point and doesn’t know what to do.

    I’m not saying he needs to be forgiven, I’m just saying, I think he honestly broke down.

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