Fat Person Cheats on Diet. CALL PEOPLE!!

Watercooler

By Flipit | Tuesday, July 21, 2009 | 6:19 am | 2 Comments
Posted in: Watercooler

Oh, People Magazine, how I love thee. This week they are featuring a story about Marissa Jaret Winokur cheating on her diet cuz she couldn’t resist eating candy at her son’s birthday party. Marissa is well known for playing a fat girl who loved herself for her in Hairspray, but that shit only works in movies, apparently. In related news, I smoked a bowl, watched Marissa’s show Dance Your Ass Off, laughed myself silly, and ate a Little Caesars five dollar pizza and a Snickers bar. I too, blame Marissa’s son.

Marissa, girl, you know you aren’t gonna get work if you lose weight, right? For goodness sake. EAT. You’re one of the lucky ones! You flew into Hollywood with a seatbelt extender and actually made enough money to buy a house! YOU’RE LIVING THE DREAM! Now can we please stop this pandering to thin people bs and go back to hating them?

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Eat Your Ass Off!

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2 Comments

  1. 1
    georgiababe
    Posted July 21, 2009 at 11:33 pm

    She needs to be healthy though. I mean, I approve of people loving themselves the way they are, having a healthy body image, not starving themselves and not trying to fit into a size 0 when their body shape is an 8.

    But health and exercise are also important factors, so if she’s exercising and getting healthy, that’s okay. As long as she’s not starving herself.

  2. 2
    spreadhead
    Posted July 22, 2009 at 9:30 pm

    I love you, Flipiit. I don’t even have cable anymore because the economy sucks, and I’m poor. Thank god I still have the internet. I come to the ‘gasm just so I can read funny stuff like this–you never fail to crack me up. Thank you for making me smile!

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