Oh, People Magazine, how I love thee. This week they are featuring a story about Marissa Jaret Winokur cheating on her diet cuz she couldn’t resist eating candy at her son’s birthday party. Marissa is well known for playing a fat girl who loved herself for her in Hairspray, but that shit only works in movies, apparently. In related news, I smoked a bowl, watched Marissa’s show Dance Your Ass Off, laughed myself silly, and ate a Little Caesars five dollar pizza and a Snickers bar. I too, blame Marissa’s son.
Marissa, girl, you know you aren’t gonna get work if you lose weight, right? For goodness sake. EAT. You’re one of the lucky ones! You flew into Hollywood with a seatbelt extender and actually made enough money to buy a house! YOU’RE LIVING THE DREAM! Now can we please stop this pandering to thin people bs and go back to hating them?
Eat Your Ass Off!