Fired From The Shore

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By Nads | Wednesday, June 16, 2010 | 12:48 pm | 4 Comments
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Pauly D, Snooki, JWoww, and The Situation are all inked for season 3 of The Jersey Shore, but TMZ is reporting that MTV is not too impressed with Sammi, Ronnie, Vinny, or Angelina’s performance this year. You know why?  Because they’re extras compared to the rest of the cast!

The only person I’m sad about is Vinny. I know he’s boring as sh*t, but he’s so sweet!  I can honestly do without the rest…they’re whiney, and boring. Now that Sammi, and Ronnie have broken up, the two of them are wallflowers compared to Snooks, The Situation, and the rest of the crew.  The only great thing about Ronnie and Sammi was Ronnie acting like a little bitch, Sammi getting mad, and their apology session at the end of every episode.

I have no clue why they brought Angelina back, she sucked then, and I’m sure she still sucks.  That girl has a massive ego, with nothing to back it up.  The only thing she says is, “get ready, I’m gonna bring it!” Bring what?  Your Daddy issues?

I think they should cast a virgin for Season 3, not a straight lace one…like a Catholic school girl type–the kind that gives oral, but nothing else.  That would be funny.

About

Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

4 Comments

  1. 1
    thatswhatshesaid
    Posted June 16, 2010 at 5:34 pm

    Catholic school girl type? What the? Hahaha!
    I agree with you about Angelina. I don’t know WHY they brought her back either. I’m annoyed it seems she lasted the entire season this time around. She was soooo annoying. I’m excited about Season 3 and I haven’t even seen Season 2 yet! WOW! Can’t wait to see what happens! :) LOL!

  2. 2
    brattygrl
    Posted June 16, 2010 at 10:05 pm

    Aww, I hope Ronnie & Vinny stick around! I’m with you, Vinny may be boring, but it’s only because he is somewhat sane!! And even though Ronnie & Sammi may be broken up, I’m sure he still tiptoes around her ass! Don’t know what he sees in her! Anyway, if she’s not around, I think we’d see a whole different Ronnie!

  3. 3
    itchy
    Posted June 17, 2010 at 12:25 am

    “The kind that give oral but nothing else” is funny? I always called that “good enough” back in the day.

    I’ll miss Sammi though. Especially since she’s the only one of this crew who was actually from Jersey.

  4. 4
    uglycutie
    Posted June 18, 2010 at 5:26 pm

    Imagine Ronnie and Sammie in one corner of the room arguing while Kelly from RHONY was in the other corner whining about them arguing. Something like this:

    Ronnie: But Sammi, I’m sorry, baby.

    Sammi: Ronnie, Ronnie, stawwwwwwp!!

    Kelly: You two, stawwwwwwp!

    Sammi & Kelly: Everybody, STAWWWWWWWP!!!

    LOL to the millionth power!! THAT I’d watch!

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