Pauly D, Snooki, JWoww, and The Situation are all inked for season 3 of The Jersey Shore, but TMZ is reporting that MTV is not too impressed with Sammi, Ronnie, Vinny, or Angelina’s performance this year. You know why? Because they’re extras compared to the rest of the cast!
The only person I’m sad about is Vinny. I know he’s boring as sh*t, but he’s so sweet! I can honestly do without the rest…they’re whiney, and boring. Now that Sammi, and Ronnie have broken up, the two of them are wallflowers compared to Snooks, The Situation, and the rest of the crew. The only great thing about Ronnie and Sammi was Ronnie acting like a little bitch, Sammi getting mad, and their apology session at the end of every episode.
I have no clue why they brought Angelina back, she sucked then, and I’m sure she still sucks. That girl has a massive ego, with nothing to back it up. The only thing she says is, “get ready, I’m gonna bring it!” Bring what? Your Daddy issues?
I think they should cast a virgin for Season 3, not a straight lace one…like a Catholic school girl type–the kind that gives oral, but nothing else. That would be funny.